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Offline punkdrew

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I have sex with my shoes
« on: October 06, 2010, 10:56:33 PM »
Is that wrong?
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 12:29:29 AM »
I've heard of those fucking adidas and fucking Nike things, but I didn't know anyone actually did it.
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 10:26:41 AM »
no, i'd have sex with my fire agate or a select few of my sportscards
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 10:41:52 AM »
Quote from: punkdrew on October 06, 2010, 10:56:33 PM
Is that wrong?

No. I do it all the time :eyelash:
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 10:44:19 AM »
I have two pairs of shoes. one black pair and one... vomit coloured pair. what colour is that?  my shoes are the same just different colours. I might wear one of each colour next time I go out. see if I can start a thing
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 11:46:05 AM »
As long as they're not spikes.  :o



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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 05:49:50 PM »
Making money is better than sex!
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 06:24:28 PM »
Is it a sole searching event?

Does it involve tongue lashing?

Do you get tied up in knots?

Do you give them the boot?

Inquiring minds want to know.
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2010, 04:14:14 AM »
Further query: Is it wrong if I takes pics of myself fucking my shoes and then posting them to the Internets?
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2010, 04:15:11 AM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 07, 2010, 06:24:28 PM
Is it a sole searching event?

Does it involve tongue lashing?

Do you get tied up in knots?

Do you give them the boot?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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"Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one cannot live in a cradle forever."--Konstantin Tsiolkovsky
The law is the law. Rules are rules. God is God. A is A. Black is black. I want my baby back.

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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2010, 05:09:30 AM »
Quote from: punkdrew on October 14, 2010, 04:14:14 AM
Further query: Is it wrong if I takes pics of myself fucking my shoes and then posting them to the Internets?

Yes, post them here in the porn thread...we haven't had a disgusting moment since Lit left. Go for it.
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2011, 07:38:12 PM »
Omg :rofl:

How did this gem die , Bumped.
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Re: I have sex with my shoes
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2011, 11:05:50 AM »
Don't own a pair of shoes

(to my mothers dismay)

but boots,  fuckityfuck the boots stay on!
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