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[Praetor]

And no not the famous

"Would you like some toast?"

and

"Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?"

Or other red dwarf lines

[McGiver]

you said your mother was jewish?
did you have a bahmitzvah?

[Postperson]

You know, I think that Laz's avatar looks like me, if I had a moustache, if I was a man.

Question: where is your photo?

[Praetor]

you said your mother was jewish?
did you have a bahmitzvah?

We are not religious

[Praetor]

You know, I think that Laz's avatar looks like me, if I had a moustache, if I was a man.

Question: where is your photo?

So you look like Heinz Guderian after a sex change?

Which one?

I put 2 up on wrong planet that are 2 years old

I used to have a few more but I lost them when one of my hard drives got fried by a power surge late last year. There probably around somewhere on a flash memory stick but im not sure where and i haven't really had time to go searching for them so I guess when im next able to get hold of a digital camera i can maybe do some new ones

[Postperson]

what page on WP? There's so many of them.

[peegai]

Are you a metalhead (heavy metal fan)?

And do you love Slayer?

[Praetor]

These ones

[McGiver]

i always thought jewish meant ; one who practices judaism.
and people that were the chosen were called israelites.

am i wrong?
doesn't jewish imply religion?

[Postperson]

ohh yeah, I remember the jesus photo now. Omega was right about the facial hair.

[Praetor]

Are you a metalhead (heavy metal fan)?

And do you love Slayer?

When I was 9-11 and 14-18 I was very much a metal head yes, now im a mish mash of genre's so god knows where i am now in the scheme of things

Slayer? One or two very good songs but asides from that ive never really been big on them. For me it was Dio and Megadeth with the obvious gang like mettalica, motorhead and abit of iron maiden thrown in on the side. Never really got properly into that whole grunge thing I was barely out of primary school when that smack head killed himself

[Praetor]

i always thought jewish meant ; one who practices judaism.
and people that were the chosen were called israelites.

am i wrong?
doesn't jewish imply religion?

Its a race as well as a religion

[Praetor]

ohh yeah, I remember the jesus photo now. Omega was right about the facial hair.

only time ive ever really let it grow out anyway

[McGiver]

everytime i look at that picture of you with the busy background i think of it as a where's waldo.  but instead of waldo, i am looking for the bong.
where's the bong in that picture?

[Praetor]

everytime i look at that picture of you with the busy background i think of it as a where's waldo.  but instead of waldo, i am looking for the bong.
where's the bong in that picture?

Well I was a bit of a stoner at one point, around college. Because the college care taker happened to also be the local dealer and a buddy of mine at the same time. I actually wasn't in that picture but nevermind goes with the image i guess