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So, this exists...
« on: October 31, 2012, 07:20:28 AM »
Toilet paper orientation

Obviously the correct orientation is over.
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 07:48:57 AM »
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Yet one teenager's science project at the Southern Appalachian Science and Engineering Fair, and a favorite of the fair's coordinator, was a survey concluding that liberals roll over while conservatives roll under.

Nothing ever escapes politicizing, ever. So you can know someone's political views simply by using their toilet. :laugh:
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 09:24:26 AM »
Anything else is uncivilized.
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 09:47:16 AM »
  This  ----->  :tp:  is just plain wrong.


   The roll must be placed the other way to facilitate tearing off pieces
   using the weight of the roll itself.  :nerdy:
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2012, 02:32:29 PM »


Under is just wrong, the paper must hang over in order to keep karmic balance.

I was raised in an over family and married into a under one. Irks the living hell out of me. :LOL:

I frequently re-arrange the rolls at every visit in my attempt to "convert" the heathens, but so far it hasn't worked.
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2012, 04:46:46 PM »
Over, for christ's sake, OVER

although tbh, I am lazy and our toilet roll holder doesn't hold on very well, so usually I just put it down on the toilet roll thing, instead of rolling it on.
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2012, 05:29:28 PM »
Over.. here too.. halfway of being quite religious about it also.
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2012, 09:00:37 PM »
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2012, 09:16:23 PM »
  I maintain that *under* is the way to go, I stand by that.  :M
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 04:17:11 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 31, 2012, 02:32:29 PM


Under is just wrong, the paper must hang over in order to keep karmic balance.

I was raised in an over family and married into a under one. Irks the living hell out of me. :LOL:

I frequently re-arrange the rolls at every visit in my attempt to "convert" the heathens, but so far it hasn't worked.
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 10:17:36 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 31, 2012, 09:47:16 AM
  This  ----->  :tp:  is just plain wrong.


   The roll must be placed the other way to facilitate tearing off pieces
   using the weight of the roll itself.  :nerdy:

You and that other person who voted with you are just plain wrong.  You couldn't be more wrong.  :P

I tried under like you for a while when my daughter was using so much toilet paper at a time she was regularly clogging the toilets to see if making it easier to tear off smaller amounts would help her use a little less and hopefully stop clogging the toilets all the time.

It was so funny.  My husband, who normally never replaces the toilet paper roll on the roller although he does put a new roll on the bathroom counter, was switching the roll from under to over.

 :lol1:
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2012, 08:04:24 PM »
  I don't care, I live alone and I like mine under, so that's how it is!   :oranna:
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2012, 08:16:58 PM »
OVER!!!!!!!!    :M
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2012, 01:08:40 AM »
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Re: So, this exists...
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2015, 09:56:06 PM »
Perhaps the most important debate in the history of this site.      :M

Over is correct, the unders are just wrong.  :smarty:
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