I'll be sitting quietly on the floor somewhere, with a deck of cards in front of me.
Will you entertain us with magic tricks?
Yes
Now quiet everyone!
What I will present you tonight is of great danger. If there is someone sensitive in the room, may leave now and join odeon in the basement.
First I'll ask you all to sit confortably in a circle on the floor.
Now, you must empty your pockets of any kind of money you own and leave it in the middle of the circle.
I will now create a path, with the cards, from my point in the circle to your money, and set the cards on fire. You will see that the fire will consume the cards and then your bills.
Now look at the ceiling.