Why did the redneck cross the road?He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken
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I hope you and CBC keep yourselves safe Parts.
Thanks I intend to. I also intend to go out in the storm and see what there is to see. I have a thing for bad weather something with the air pressure drops makes me feel almost high.
Quote from: Parts on October 28, 2012, 05:26:17 PMThanks I intend to. I also intend to go out in the storm and see what there is to see. I have a thing for bad weather something with the air pressure drops makes me feel almost high. In the olden days they would have burned you as a witch.
I've always wanted to fuck a girl named sandy so I'd go outside with a box of chocolates, red roses and a birthday card. If the bitch blew them out of my hand I wouldnt get upset, I'd drop my trousers and let her cold wind jack me off
Quote from: richard on October 28, 2012, 07:30:43 PMI've always wanted to fuck a girl named sandy so I'd go outside with a box of chocolates, red roses and a birthday card. If the bitch blew them out of my hand I wouldnt get upset, I'd drop my trousers and let her cold wind jack me off See you in a tree then.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!