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Re: Back
« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2013, 04:47:14 AM »
Quote from: lutra on July 14, 2013, 02:48:15 PM
Man, this day and age 50 (being 50 y/o) could be considered young still, I reckon. Think it's a mindset thing and.. (dunno)

Do not go 'stiff', neither physically nor mentally, I like to poop here. 

(welcome back)

Well, the headlines in a newspaper spewed this a while ago. "50 is het nieuwe sexy". So, I'm waiting for that now.  :tard:

Welcome back Schleed. Good to see that you are subjected to your own law. Wonder if it will hold you back, when making new laws.  :zoinks:

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« Reply #46 on: July 18, 2013, 12:49:15 PM »
welcome back. I guess,  :eyebrows:
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« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2013, 12:56:43 PM »
Watch out, Schleed. The BIG FUCKING PETER is pointed at you.
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« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2013, 06:11:20 AM »
Quote from: Butterflies on July 14, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 14, 2013, 01:34:44 PM
I like pooping. It feels good and it is free.

Pooping FTW :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:

Let's poop! Allright!
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Re: Back
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2013, 01:18:04 PM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on July 19, 2013, 06:11:20 AM
Quote from: Butterflies on July 14, 2013, 02:07:03 PM
Quote from: duckfetishgirl on July 14, 2013, 01:34:44 PM
I like pooping. It feels good and it is free.

Pooping FTW :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2:

Let's poop! Allright!

I'll be pooping in a minute :laugh:

We're in the middle of an extreme heatwave, and the nicest way for me to keep cool is with loads of ice-cream, sorbet, and lollies. Annoyingly, all of those things make me poop :zombiefuck:

I play football and work out, and get so warm and dehydrated that I am eating several sorbet lollies at a time. The results are genuinely explosive :poo:
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Re: Back
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2013, 01:24:40 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2013, 01:36:38 PM »
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I will never stop...
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« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2013, 05:20:24 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 19, 2013, 01:36:38 PM


Basically, it's so hot that I eat lots of stuff that makes me poop in an explosive manner :zombiefuck:
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« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2013, 05:38:34 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on July 19, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 19, 2013, 01:36:38 PM


Basically, it's so hot that I eat lots of stuff that makes me poop in an explosive manner :zombiefuck:

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Re: Back
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2013, 05:44:05 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 19, 2013, 05:38:34 PM
Quote from: Butterflies on July 19, 2013, 05:20:24 PM
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 19, 2013, 01:36:38 PM


Basically, it's so hot that I eat lots of stuff that makes me poop in an explosive manner :zombiefuck:



You aint seen THIS SHIT before. Sometimes I hear a loud noise, wonder where its coming from, and realize that my tummy is making loud unholy howling sounds :zombiefuck:
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Re: Back
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2013, 02:41:04 AM »
Look at it from the bright side. No need to dig out anything. :zoinks:
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Re: Back
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2013, 06:23:50 PM »
Quote from: odeon on July 20, 2013, 02:41:04 AM
Look at it from the bright side. No need to dig out anything. :zoinks:

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Even thinking about that makes me feel I need to poop. Actually, I'm beginning to think I might be ill :laugh:

If this goes on much longer, I think I'll stick a cork in my arse :zombiefuck:
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Re: Back
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2013, 10:16:55 PM »
Welcome back, Schleed.

Quote from: Butterflies on July 20, 2013, 06:23:50 PM
Quote from: odeon on July 20, 2013, 02:41:04 AM
Look at it from the bright side. No need to dig out anything. :zoinks:

 :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck: :zombiefuck:
Even thinking about that makes me feel I need to poop. Actually, I'm beginning to think I might be ill :laugh:

If this goes on much longer, I think I'll stick a cork in my arse :zombiefuck:

I would post :needpics:, but you might actually post some. :zombiefuck:
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« Reply #58 on: July 21, 2013, 02:17:11 AM »
Yeah, better to not post pictures in this particular case.  :zombiefuck:
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« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2013, 07:41:10 AM »
Please don't.

Hi Schleed. Like your avatar. :)
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