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One Awesome Shrub
« on: October 09, 2012, 05:53:46 PM »
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British police have decided not to press any charges against the elderly couple who had been unknowingly cultivating a huge cannabis plant in their garden.
 
The plant was seized Monday in Bedfordshire, central England. The police later posted a picture on Twitter with comments: "Elderly couple bought shrub at car boot sale," adding that it was the "biggest cannabis plant we had seen!!"

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/world/europe/uk-cannabis/index.html?hpt=hp_t3



All I can say is it that it makes a gorgeous shrub. :o

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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2012, 07:16:57 PM »
  Bloody neighborhood kids kept pulling leaves off it, why?!    :oldman:
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 08:10:20 PM »
I don't believe their story.  There's a smoker to one side of it and a pig to the other, waiting to be cured with some potent smoke. 
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2012, 12:50:03 AM »
They are nice-looking plants.
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2012, 07:11:54 AM »
 :lol1:

I have seen them growing in yards before but this on is big and bushy.  It is a nice plant I am sure it would have a place as an ornamental if it wasn't illegal.
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2012, 07:37:11 AM »
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British police have decided not to press any charges against the elderly couple who had been unknowingly cultivating a huge cannabis plant in their garden.
 
The plant was seized Monday in Bedfordshire, central England. The police later posted a picture on Twitter with comments: "Elderly couple bought shrub at car boot sale," adding that it was the "biggest cannabis plant we had seen!!"

http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/world/europe/uk-cannabis/index.html?hpt=hp_t3



All I can say is it that it makes a gorgeous shrub. :o

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Poor plant, now destroyed, for sneaking up on elderly people in the UK.
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2012, 05:54:52 PM »
Oh, there's no WAY they didn't know it was weed.  I love that they were believed, though.   :laugh:
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2012, 05:58:19 PM »
:lol1:

I have seen them growing in yards before but this on is big and bushy.  It is a nice plant I am sure it would have a place as an ornamental if it wasn't illegal.

  I would string colored lights on it for Christmas!   :santa:
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2012, 09:12:55 PM »
Oh, there's no WAY they didn't know it was weed.  I love that they were believed, though.   :laugh:

My grandmother used to cultivate it in innocence.  :angel:
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2012, 08:47:07 AM »
Oh, there's no WAY they didn't know it was weed.  I love that they were believed, though.   :laugh:

My grandmother used to cultivate it in innocence.  :angel:

Plenty of people who do not recognise the plant, even here, in the Netherlands, where you are "allowed" to grow up to five of your own, if there is no one to object to it.
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2012, 09:37:23 AM »
I've seen bigger :M

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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2012, 09:52:40 AM »
I've seen bigger :M

How many inches?  :nerdy:
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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2012, 09:56:38 AM »

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Re: One Awesome Shrub
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2012, 10:07:53 AM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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