For the next 5 minutes only:
Bodie will do her dance of the 7 tissues
Couldbecousin will cook a 5 course meal
Odeon will do a special screening of I Am Curious Not
Adam will give a special lecture on the Eastern Front
One L will share his vast legal knowledge with you, free of charge
MissKitty will dogsit your dog
Parts will gladly go through your house and relieve you of any un-interesting items
Lestat will take you on a 20 mile hike
Hykeaswell will treat you to a tour of the heights of the Low Countries
Oh, wait the five minutes is up. Better luck next time.