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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #75 on: October 03, 2012, 06:15:09 PM »
I'm mature when I want to be.... yet when I'm not.... it just leads to consequences.....

That sounds like the title of your next thread.

I've noticed that when I drop things, they fall in a downward direction.
I have this weird problem where I need to eat every single day or I don't feel quite right.  It's like I'm addicted or something.  Anyone else notice this?
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #76 on: October 03, 2012, 06:18:19 PM »
I'm mature when I want to be.... yet when I'm not.... it just leads to consequences.....
In other breaking news touching a hot stove can burn your hand. How would you avoid a burned hand in that case?

Like I said.... not that kind of stupid.....

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #77 on: October 03, 2012, 06:56:28 PM »
Being on the receiving end of brutal honesty is like getting a Swedish massage.  It's hard and it hurts.  Being on the end of thoughtful honesty is like getting a soothing massage.  It's gentle and it gets the message across in a less aggressive way.  Yes, that's it.  Brutal honesty in some instances = aggression, anger or superiority.
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #78 on: October 03, 2012, 07:02:56 PM »
Being on the receiving end of brutal honesty is like getting a Swedish massage.  It's hard and it hurts.  Being on the end of thoughtful honesty is like getting a soothing massage.  It's gentle and it gets the message across in a less aggressive way.  Yes, that's it.  Brutal honesty in some instances = aggression, anger or superiority.

I'm sorry your majesty, but what the fuck was that suppose to mean?

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #79 on: October 03, 2012, 07:09:12 PM »
Being on the receiving end of brutal honesty is like getting a Swedish massage.  It's hard and it hurts.  Being on the end of thoughtful honesty is like getting a soothing massage.  It's gentle and it gets the message across in a less aggressive way.  Yes, that's it.  Brutal honesty in some instances = aggression, anger or superiority.

I'm sorry your majesty, but what the fuck was that suppose to mean?

Fuck = brutal honesty
Making love = gentle honesty.

A Swedish massage hurts, a gentle massage doesn't.  In words of one syllable - hard words hurt, soft words no hurt.
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #80 on: October 03, 2012, 07:10:45 PM »
Being on the receiving end of brutal honesty is like getting a Swedish massage.  It's hard and it hurts.  Being on the end of thoughtful honesty is like getting a soothing massage.  It's gentle and it gets the message across in a less aggressive way.  Yes, that's it.  Brutal honesty in some instances = aggression, anger or superiority.

I'm sorry your majesty, but what the fuck was that suppose to mean?

Fuck = brutal honesty
Making love = gentle honesty.

A Swedish massage hurts, a gentle massage doesn't.  In words of one syllable - hard words hurt, soft words no hurt.

Thanks.....I think I get the clear picture.

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #81 on: October 03, 2012, 07:14:40 PM »
I tried to get back to this page before you read my post.  Sorry for my attitude.  On another night I would have better words.  Tonight is not a good night for me medically.  Just ignore most of my last posts.
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #82 on: October 03, 2012, 07:22:12 PM »
I tried to get back to this page before you read my post.  Sorry for my attitude.  On another night I would have better words.  Tonight is not a good night for me medically.  Just ignore most of my last posts.

Why?  I think you make a lot of sense.

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #83 on: October 03, 2012, 07:31:18 PM »
I tried to get back to this page before you read my post.  Sorry for my attitude.  On another night I would have better words.  Tonight is not a good night for me medically.  Just ignore most of my last posts.

Why?  I think you make a lot of sense.

I thought so too...

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #84 on: October 03, 2012, 11:03:20 PM »
I'm mature when I want to be.... yet when I'm not.... it just leads to consequences.....

That sounds like the title of your next thread.

I've noticed that when I drop things, they fall in a downward direction.
I have this weird problem where I need to eat every single day or I don't feel quite right.  It's like I'm addicted or something.  Anyone else notice this?

Huh? Everyone needs to eat everyday.

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #85 on: October 03, 2012, 11:16:40 PM »
PMSElle was just following the pattern of people stating the obvious.
Immaturity leads to consequences.
Gravity means things fall.
We need to eat every day or we feel awful.

Stuff like that.
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #86 on: October 03, 2012, 11:29:45 PM »
I'm mature when I want to be.... yet when I'm not.... it just leads to consequences.....

That sounds like the title of your next thread.

I've noticed that when I drop things, they fall in a downward direction.

Try dropping a helium balloon, smartass. :zoinks:

Couldn't resist.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #87 on: October 04, 2012, 05:37:05 AM »
PMSElle was just following the pattern of people stating the obvious.
Immaturity leads to consequences.
Gravity means things fall.
We need to eat every day or we feel awful.

Stuff like that.
Exactly.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #88 on: October 04, 2012, 05:39:00 AM »
I'm mature when I want to be.... yet when I'm not.... it just leads to consequences.....

That sounds like the title of your next thread.

I've noticed that when I drop things, they fall in a downward direction.

Try dropping a helium balloon, smartass. :zoinks:

Couldn't resist.
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Re: Honesty is key, yet when I'm too honest
« Reply #89 on: October 06, 2012, 03:14:58 PM »
I'm mature when I want to be.... yet when I'm not.... it just leads to consequences.....

That sounds like the title of your next thread.

I've noticed that when I drop things, they fall in a downward direction.
I have this weird problem where I need to eat every single day or I don't feel quite right.  It's like I'm addicted or something.  Anyone else notice this?

Huh? Everyone needs to eat everyday.

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