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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #630 on: September 30, 2010, 04:42:09 PM »
What if the dead person had eaten rice?

How can I possibly top that question?  :zoinks:

Would you see the difference?

Yes, but would it take everyone seven years?
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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #631 on: September 30, 2010, 04:44:44 PM »
What if the dead person had eaten rice?

How can I possibly top that question?  :zoinks:

How about if you close your eyes and just eat the damn things and let your tongue decide.


Then ask, "Is it really moving or is it just glad to be inside my mouth?"
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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #632 on: September 30, 2010, 04:45:34 PM »
Would you prefer pasta?

Can I have butter and cheese on it?  :2thumbsup:

Yes, but you must also choose a green vegetable.
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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #633 on: September 30, 2010, 04:49:28 PM »
How hot is hot?
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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #634 on: September 30, 2010, 04:54:50 PM »
Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again?

(Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)

There is actually a very bad joke someone told me when I was in high school about rice / maggots / dead person...


I am having trouble seeing a joke here, but I would be delighted for you to spell it out for me, when you have the time.  

My being quite in-Aussie, you may have to actually explain the joke, however.


Doubt that your time can be so frivolously tossed away, so if you post the joke, I will do my level best to understand it. No more would be expected of you.

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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #635 on: October 01, 2010, 02:39:51 AM »
What if the dead person had eaten rice?

How can I possibly top that question?  :zoinks:

Would you see the difference?

Yes, but would it take everyone seven years?

Isn't seven years extremely fast?


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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #636 on: October 01, 2010, 12:25:56 PM »
Do you know how long it takes? :o
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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #637 on: October 01, 2010, 01:32:11 PM »
Have you ever been the first to discover a dead human body and if so, how old were you? Further, were the maggots already eating on it and if so how long did it take for you to make sure each time that rice was not actually moving and begin to eat it again?

(Yes, twelve, yes, about seven years - as you can see, I still think of this)

There is actually a very bad joke someone told me when I was in high school about rice / maggots / dead person...

Was the joke that they threw cooked rice inside the dead person's coffin at a funeral and shouted, "MAGGOTS"?

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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #638 on: October 01, 2010, 08:00:35 PM »
What if the dead person had eaten rice?

How can I possibly top that question?  :zoinks:

Would you see the difference?

Yes, but would it take everyone seven years?

Isn't seven years extremely fast?


(not kidding)



Maybe, but then I am a fast healer most of the time.  This particular case may be a bit different, however.

I DO eat rice, but I always have to inspect it at length to make sure it is not moving.  I also have to smell it, first, just to be sure.


*moving on*


I did one of mine, now can someone else show us your childhood fear/pain?


("fear,"  meaning I stayed away from closed up shacks for years, but not as long as I resisted eating rice)
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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #639 on: October 01, 2010, 08:03:06 PM »
Does losing a fingernail count?

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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #640 on: October 01, 2010, 08:36:26 PM »
Does losing a fingernail count?

Only to Paris Hilton-types.

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Re: The Intense Question Association Game
« Reply #641 on: October 01, 2010, 10:49:57 PM »
Does losing a fingernail count?

Only to Paris Hilton-types.



Even if it's a real nail and not an acrylic one?  :orly:
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