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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7200 on: October 22, 2008, 01:36:30 PM »
"Xylophone is spelled in 'X'. That's wrong. Xylophone...zzzz...'X'. I don't fucking see it! It should be a 'Z' up front. Next time you have to spell Xylophone, use a 'Z'. If someone says, 'Hey, that's wrong!' Say, 'No it ain't!' If you think that's wrong, then you need to have your head Z-Rayed. It's like 'X' didn't have enough to do, so they had to promise it more. Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but we will give you a cool starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be acquainted with hugs and kisses. And you will mark the spot. And you will make writing Christmas easier. And incidentally, you will start Xylophone. Are you happy you fucking 'X'?" -Mitch Hedberg
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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7201 on: October 22, 2008, 01:49:10 PM »
... and there is no pine or apple in pineapple. There are no worms in wormwood and it's not even made out of wood.

It's English for chrissakes! Get over it, already!

When almost any word can be either a noun, verb, adverb or an adjective and the meaning is derived from context, what do you expect to have happen, FFS? Letters are just as variable.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7202 on: October 22, 2008, 01:52:48 PM »
You are confusing me. It is a comedy routine and meant to be amusing.

:LMAO:

... and there is no pine or apple in pineapple. There are no worms in wormwood and it's not even made out of wood.

It's English for chrissakes! Get over it, already!

When almost any word can be either a noun, verb, adverb or an adjective and the meaning is derived from context, what do you expect to have happen, FFS? Letters are just as variable.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7203 on: December 29, 2008, 06:22:25 PM »
zie plane has flew in to zie mountain.

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7204 on: December 30, 2008, 09:44:35 AM »
About time we got this party rolling again! :headbang2:
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Suicide would waste me
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Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7205 on: December 30, 2008, 12:35:44 PM »




       .......       because ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7206 on: December 31, 2008, 02:10:34 PM »
Can't wait until the next person posts! :zoinks:
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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7207 on: December 31, 2008, 04:14:12 PM »


dont hold your breatheth
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7208 on: December 31, 2008, 06:31:52 PM »


.. .. ..         expecting some intelligent response.
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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7209 on: December 31, 2008, 07:37:39 PM »
fuck that
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7210 on: January 01, 2009, 06:26:02 AM »
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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7211 on: January 02, 2009, 11:55:29 AM »
How's it going everybody?
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7212 on: January 02, 2009, 01:13:53 PM »

... in lieu of anything productive to do that I care about right now, not too bad.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7213 on: January 03, 2009, 11:25:24 PM »

Jocularity of dance hides the occasional mis-step of intoxication

Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: The Intensity Alphabet Game
« Reply #7214 on: January 05, 2009, 09:14:26 AM »
Karate capable kangaroos can be quite dangerous.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems