Jokingly mind boggling
Kasahstani dead Giraffe brain juggling
Lasooing Rice krispie-covered walking pepper and salt canisters
Mimicking horseradish eating Croatian belly-dancing carpet salesmen
Nonchalantly reciting 16th century shopping lists while wearing a Jabba the Hut costume from the peak of Kilimanjaro
Operating a non-anaesthetised delicate surgical procedure on the heart-shaped lung of a harelipped Sicilian cobbler's webbed-footed daughter underwater in the moonlight
Proudly displaying ones toenail clipping sculptures on your rooftop retreat to the bound and gagged ambassador of Chile whom you have just kidnapped along
with his babysitter he's having an affair with and his gardener, from the local branch of 'Offaly-Great'.
Quietly blowing a kiss to your loved one as she boards the bus.
Revving the engine of a Lamborghini Diablo a foot from the edge, contemplating the end
Severing the twine on the the turkey's feet before plunging your hand inside it's main cavity to retrieve the giblets, for Christmas Dinner argument ammunition
Tipping tyrannical, though tremendously-titted and tempting Tahitian tigresses.
