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« on: August 31, 2012, 05:51:11 PM »
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Police investigate massive maple syrup theft
ST-LOUIS-DE-BLANDFORD, Quebec (AP) — Police in Quebec were following the scent of something sweet — millions of dollars' worth of maple syrup missing from a large warehouse stocking over $30 million worth of the amber nectar.
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So someones trying to corner the amber gold market  I think the US should invade to protect the supply since you guys don't seem to be able to keep it secure. I think all the Cunnucks are in cahoots to screw the US out of our precious maple and I want you to know that we in the US are on to you.
 We will not be denied our maple  :hitler: :hitler: :hitler:

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Re: Disaster
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2012, 05:54:17 PM »
  OMG  my precious mapleness!  :GA:



  That's it, I'm on my way up there to investigate!   :pirateship:
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2012, 05:57:03 PM »
Yes,  I paid $12 for a 4 ounce box of maple candy last week.  I demand cheaper maple and I fear war is the only answer. 
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »
  I buy real maple syrup, a little jug for $10.99.  I demand lower prices!   :hitler:
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2012, 06:05:25 PM »
The president has to take action and move troops North to the border and release some maple from the strategic reserves to assure us the supply will not be disrupted
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2012, 06:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Parts on August 31, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
The president has to take action and move troops North to the border and release some maple from the strategic reserves to assure us the supply will not be disrupted

  This could be Obama's finest hour!  Don't let us down, Mr. President!  :viking:
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2012, 06:11:40 PM »
Yes he would surly win in November if he was to be so bold
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2012, 06:14:05 PM »
  I'll vote for him regardless, I don't like the way Romney treated his dog.  :thumbdn:
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2012, 06:19:26 PM »
I will be voting for Gary Johnson the libertarian candidate.  Being in Connecticut who I vote for matters little as Obama will win the state regardless   
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 06:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Parts on August 31, 2012, 06:19:26 PM
I will be voting for Gary Johnson the libertarian candidate.  Being in Connecticut who I vote for matters little as Obama will win the state regardless

  I vote Democrat to do my part to keep the Christian right wing from taking over.  >:D
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2012, 01:02:31 AM »
Christian left wing is needed for balance.
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2012, 01:03:50 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 01, 2012, 01:02:31 AM
Christian left wing is needed for balance.

  Secular wings are also part of the picture.  Oh, and Buffalo wings!  8)
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2012, 01:04:41 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 01, 2012, 01:03:50 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 01, 2012, 01:02:31 AM
Christian left wing is needed for balance.

  Secular wings are also part of the picture.  Oh, and Buffalo wings!  8)

I prefer breasts. 8)
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2012, 01:06:22 AM »
Quote from: odeon on September 01, 2012, 01:04:41 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 01, 2012, 01:03:50 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 01, 2012, 01:02:31 AM
Christian left wing is needed for balance.

  Secular wings are also part of the picture.  Oh, and Buffalo wings!  8)

I prefer breasts. 8)

  Maybe you should start a thread about them.  :zoinks:
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Re: Disaster
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2012, 01:08:04 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 01, 2012, 01:06:22 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 01, 2012, 01:04:41 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 01, 2012, 01:03:50 AM
Quote from: odeon on September 01, 2012, 01:02:31 AM
Christian left wing is needed for balance.

  Secular wings are also part of the picture.  Oh, and Buffalo wings!  8)

I prefer breasts. 8)

  Maybe you should start a thread about them.  :zoinks:

Maybe you are right. The board is sorely lacking in this respect.
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