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Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« on: August 29, 2012, 04:49:25 PM »
New doll on the market... called 'the breast milk baby' teaches young girls how to breast feed. 

WTF?



http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2012, 04:59:13 PM »
Why not?

I had this book when I was 4-5 years old. It's typical Swedish 1970's pedagogics: Too much nudity Seems like Anglosaxon people find it upsetting still today.
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2012, 05:09:12 PM »
I am not upset.  Or outraged.  Just find it an odd subject for a five year old to learn...I can think of lots of things kids need to learn... social skills, problem solving, understanding the world and other cultures,  road safety,  algebra,  geography,  sign language,  spelling etc etc  and they all would come before breast feeding!
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2012, 05:39:02 PM »
Wouldn't most five year old girls who had a new baby brother or sister be curious what mummy was doing?
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2012, 06:18:32 PM »
Sure and i would be happy to explain it...still think it is a wierd doll. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2012, 07:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Guided on August 29, 2012, 06:18:32 PM
Sure and i would be happy to explain it...still think it is a wierd doll. :zombiefuck:

When I was three and had a new baby brother, I stuck my ordinary baby doll to my breast over my shirt and I stuck the baby doll under my shirt when I pretended to be pregnant.  I don't see why you would need a special doll for this unless it latches on and that would be extremely creepy anyway.
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2012, 07:55:05 PM »
IIRC, the world record for youngest pregnancy (aside from the medical oddities like a man carrying his own twin, technically pregnant from pre-birth of course) is 5yo. Although there was a paki that got pregnant not much older, 6ish. Uggh. What a disgusting thought. I HATE rapists. And child molesters? I have no problem breaking the face of a confirmed nonce. But doing an islamite is almost as abhorrent. Nasty little things breed like rats as it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers Some precociously pubertal moms have breastfed at age 5-6)
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2012, 10:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Lit on August 29, 2012, 04:59:13 PM
Why not?

I had this book when I was 4-5 years old. It's typical Swedish 1970's pedagogics: Too much nudity Seems like Anglosaxon people find it upsetting still today.

Oh, I remember this one. It's interesting how some parts of the world do their damnest to create taboos where there should be very few.
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2012, 10:57:41 PM »
As for the doll, it never ceases to amaze me what some will do to make money.
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2012, 12:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Guided on August 29, 2012, 04:49:25 PM
New doll on the market... called 'the breast milk baby' teaches young girls how to breast feed. 

WTF?



http://thebreastmilkbaby.com/

Lets spends hundreds of thousands of dollars developing an even more useless product than this! Maybe millions! Cmon guys who's up for it?!!!!!!!!
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2012, 12:51:03 PM »
When I was a child my friends and I would pretend to breastfeed our baby dolls. I thought it was funny. Some girls might want one. I had a doll you could put makeup on and take it off with hot and cold water. Lil Miss MAkeup and her sister doll where you could change the color of her clothing. Lil Miss Dress Up.
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2012, 03:23:45 PM »
She does need to know so if she is in a situation like in the movie Blue Lagoon she will know what to do :M
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2012, 04:52:36 PM »
I know kids like to play at being adults.  It is an important type of play.  however the breast milk baby just sucks...... :hahaha:
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2012, 05:16:47 PM »
I do find the doll unnecessary when you can take any doll to your tit and make suckling noises.
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Re: Why would a five year old girl need to know how to breastfeed?
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2012, 05:30:12 PM »
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on August 31, 2012, 05:16:47 PM
I do find the doll unnecessary when you can take any doll to your tit and make suckling noises.

          Or not.  :zoinks:


  I must admit, I had a giant Barbie head, with styleable hair and a makeup kit, when I was 12.
  But I never EVER wanted a doll to make-believe breastfeed.  Never crossed my mind.  :dunno:
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