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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #165 on: July 21, 2007, 04:34:00 PM »

Mine's kind of spikey and out of balance, of course. I wonder if anyone gets a perfect circle or a star.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #166 on: August 05, 2007, 11:31:05 AM »
I haven't forgotten you, BTW.

I have had a look several times and I see an artist with a lot to express.
I am impressed with the variety of media in which you have worked. Kind of an explosion of talent in a sunburst of directions. It seems as if your 3D work is your favorite, or at least where you have toiled most. I want to see your sculpture more clearly, some day. I have not been able to get Quicktime to work on my box, though, so I can't view your animations, yet.
That is my first impression and (I'm sure you intended this) I really want to see more and more.

You definitely need to be involved in gaming graphics and illustration!

Thanks for taking the time to actually look.  And for being honest  :-\ though it wasn't what I wanted to hear.

I guess I just need to be more confident that people want to see it.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #167 on: August 08, 2007, 01:57:47 PM »
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?

Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.

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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #168 on: August 08, 2007, 06:09:50 PM »
What do you know of the mystical properties of urine?

Own feelings only, not canned stuff I can pull off wiki.

Uroccultism is not exactly my area of curiousity. I am more studied in its chemistry and benefits to plant life all of which can be found on wiki. I really can't help, but you have rung a bell or two in my mind. I can remember meeting a village of Yacquis who would not fish waters until a certain elder woman waded in to pee first. The fishing was always good after she "went" but patchy if she was not available. 

You have me wondering, though. If I practiced Uralchemy, would I be looking to turn some into gold? Shouldn't be too difficult, since it's already kind of yellow.
Or should I try Urology? Hmmm... don't think a career of tasting unknown urine suits me. I would rather choose the source. Uromancy? I think that's more African, than American Indian, really. Urizardry? That one should be included in a best selling book, with Hoary Pooter as the main character, don't you think? Urovoyance? Knowing when those around you are about to pee? Could be useful, I suppose. Paraurysticism? A modern perversion of an ancient study of the Urodynamics of the Uriniverse, maybe?

Would a Urexorcism include drawing forth unwelcome urine, without its abiding?

You got me on this one, pal.
Maybe you should consult the Uracle, before you open Urandora's box.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #169 on: August 08, 2007, 06:12:45 PM »
Thanks. You gave me some thoughts actually.

Plus, all the puns seem to indicate I should ask PMSElle.  :laugh:

I'll take a shot.

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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #170 on: August 08, 2007, 06:15:17 PM »
Thanks. You gave me some thoughts actually.

Plus, all the puns seem to indicate I should ask PMSElle.  :laugh:

I'll take a shot.

You do know that the ones who actually have some understanding of the processes will not answer you, right?
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #171 on: August 08, 2007, 06:20:56 PM »
Thanks. You gave me some thoughts actually.

Plus, all the puns seem to indicate I should ask PMSElle.  :laugh:

I'll take a shot.

You do know that the ones who actually have some understanding of the processes will not answer you, right?

Maybe in part. Doesn't mean I can't get something.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #172 on: August 08, 2007, 06:26:55 PM »
I know it's not a suddden interest, but are you going to divulge any whys and wherefores for including some of us in your searches?




BTW, sorry about the tacky answer, but I couldn't hold it in or stop it, once it started flowing.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #173 on: August 08, 2007, 06:36:09 PM »
I know it's not a suddden interest, but are you going to divulge any whys and wherefores for including some of us in your searches?

Sure. Picked some up off the old wolf's paws.  :laugh:



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BTW, sorry about the tacky answer, but I couldn't hold it in or stop it, once it started flowing.

It helped. More than you might think.

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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #174 on: August 09, 2007, 12:23:17 AM »
mmmm...urine.

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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #175 on: August 09, 2007, 08:01:32 AM »

Mine's kind of spikey and out of balance, of course. I wonder if anyone gets a perfect circle or a star.
 ::)

I am perfection, yo, regardless of form.

Play druid much? 
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #176 on: August 10, 2007, 08:17:54 AM »
BTW, sorry about the tacky answer, but I couldn't hold it in or stop it, once it started flowing.

Uh-oh.  Urine trouble.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #177 on: August 10, 2007, 08:38:42 AM »
BTW, sorry about the tacky answer, but I couldn't hold it in or stop it, once it started flowing.

Uh-oh.  Urine trouble.

Not really any trouble. Just kind of a guy thing. It is almost impossible to stop after we start. Of course we can pinch it off, because, as you have noticed, our equipment is easy to manipulate, but it always comes out somewhere. Pinching it off usually makes it come out as tears.
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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #178 on: August 10, 2007, 11:34:42 PM »

Mine's kind of spikey and out of balance, of course. I wonder if anyone gets a perfect circle or a star.
 ::)

I am perfection, yo, regardless of form.

Play druid much? 

54 resto. once in a while. :P

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Re: Before you climb up my ass, with a list of questions ...
« Reply #179 on: August 14, 2007, 05:12:05 PM »
This Oscope you were fiddling with, is that for work, or pleasure?  What are you doing with it?
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