A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He see's from her badge that her name is Patricia Whack. " Miss Whack " says the frog, " I'd like to get a £30,000.00 loan to take a holiday."
Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his father is Mick Jagger, and that's it's okay because he knows the bank manager. Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some kind of collateral. The frog says " No problem, I have this", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Pattie's confused and explains that she will have to consult with the bank manager and promptly disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager and explains "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who claims to know you and wants to borrow £30,000.00 using this as collateral" She hold up the tiny pink elephant " I mean, what in the world is this"
The bank manager looks back at her with contempt and says .............
... " It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
