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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3750 on: September 21, 2016, 05:48:42 AM »
arrrgh.
it be talk like a pirate day today.

Me grandmother was born on a pirate day.

Her right hand was a pirate hand.

Your grandma had a hook?  :orly:

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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3751 on: September 21, 2016, 02:34:21 PM »
You crooked people. I'm hooked now.
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3752 on: September 22, 2016, 12:31:50 PM »
You crooked people. I'm hooked now.

As was my grandmother's hand. It stood perpendicularly on her wrist. Her wrist stood in an angle to her arm too. The effect was a hook.

(She had been stung by a wasp when she was only a few days old. Her whole arm grew twisted as a result. Surgery later in life made things a lot better. She ended with "just" the hooked hand/wrist. She became a teacher in textile crafts with that hand. As a five year old, I think I was the last pupil she taught how to knit.)
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3753 on: November 27, 2016, 03:41:47 PM »
My grandmothers house was white with black shutters
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Re: Post a useless fact
« Reply #3754 on: November 27, 2016, 04:59:49 PM »
The house my grandparents rented for years looked like it was ready to fall over, everything leaned including the windows.

I remember these:



They had two, the place was like 98 degrees in the middle of a January blizzard.