Vegetarianism always pisses me off

[El]

Semper significat semper, pueeeeeeella!

Heus, modo itera omnia quae mihi nunc nuper narravisti, sed nunc Anglice?

[TheoK]

Quid Anglice? 

[El]

Lingua speciem involutam praebet, sed sat cito eam comprehendes.

[TheoK]

Cognito Latina, ergo scribo Latina 

[El]

Cogito ergo sum.

Actually,

Cogito ergo doleo.

[TheoK]

Cognito, puella mea 

[El]

Fac ut vivas.   

[TheoK]

Erro? Vere? 

['andersom']

I wonder if I made this very thread, but I also clarify that this only applies to the self-righteous types. Would I get the same response?

 

I would have laughed at you too, so, yes.

[RageBeoulve]

# Animals and plants are _not_ separate. They hail from the exact same chain of evolution as everything else. It's like saying "its okay to eat tigers, but NOT lions. Lions are separate! Lions have a life, emotions, feelings!"
Animals and plants are ONE: They are Eukaryotes.

# Vegetarians OFTEN eat fungi. Fungi are Opisthokonts. What is an Opisthokont, you ask? It's an organism that is either an animal or a fungus. Fungis are closely related to animals. But Vegetarians are often not very well educated in these matters, so its not really important to them. It's the health-cult that matters - not actual biology.

# Plants are much more complex than Vegetarians think. Vegetarians always automatically assume plants are the better choise, but always do so comparing to animals. So... why must plants suffer? Plants have bodies. Plants have organs (Skin is an organ. The nervous system is an organ. Body parts, etc,)
Plants have soft and hard tissues, they have body-fluids. Open up an orange, and tell me the inside is made purely for human consuption. What you are looking at on the gooey, watery inside of an orange is - the ripped open, grotesque inside of an innocent plant that never asked to be ripped open in the first place.

Thats the biggest delusion of all - the idea that plants are automatically food. I bet veggies imagine potatoes dropping from the sky. Potatoes arent the round little ball that belongs on your dinner table.
This is a potato:

A wild one at that.
Or should i say FREE?
The potato is a plant, with green leafs, who want nothing more than to sit in peace, drink the rain, bathe in the sun, and grow big and strong. it has NO ambitions of being decapitated, with half of its body discarded as garbage, and its water-organ (root) to be boiled and eaten by foreign creatures.

Vegetarians should shut the fucking motherfucking fuck up about their righteousness "you eat animals. you are cruel. i eat plants. i am glorious. 2+2=5"
it makes no logical sense.
it is the result of cult-thinking.

quit it.

If you were a woman i'd propose, dude. Seriously. 

[midlifeaspie]

Yes, Rage also gets very angry at people who don't eat the same things he does.  Maybe you two should start a club.  You could begin with a weekly newsletter to ensure that you are both eating the same thing at the same time.  Coordinating time zones might get tricky, but if you are really dedicated to your cause you can find a way to make it work 

[Jesse]

perosnally I dont give a fuck what anybody else eats. its your body not mine, however.

MLA eats my ass on a daily basis, this could account for him being a dumbass. 

[ZEGH8578]

Yes, Rage also gets very angry at people who don't eat the same things he does.  Maybe you two should start a club.  You could begin with a weekly newsletter to ensure that you are both eating the same thing at the same time.  Coordinating time zones might get tricky, but if you are really dedicated to your cause you can find a way to make it work 

Too much hastle mr smartypants, i stopped caring long ago.
I am eating potato chips now.
Considering rolling a joint.

[bodie]

^ potato chips

do you mean crisps?

[ZEGH8578]

^ potato chips

do you mean crisps?

*squint*

im NOT an american >:I
what type of english i use is none of your damn concern, i am a foreigner >:I i can maltreat english any way i fuckin feel like >:I

and no, I'm eating potetgull >:I