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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #180 on: February 19, 2017, 05:36:12 AM »
  I see the word "barely" spelled "barley" a lot online these days.  Autocorrect gone wrong?  :dunno:
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #181 on: February 19, 2017, 12:52:31 PM »
  I see the word "barely" spelled "barley" a lot online these days.  Autocorrect gone wrong?  :dunno:

Barley any have it right. :zoinks:
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #182 on: February 19, 2017, 02:19:50 PM »
  I see the word "barely" spelled "barley" a lot online these days.  Autocorrect gone wrong?  :dunno:

Barley any have it right. :zoinks:

I all most all ways get it right!
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #183 on: February 19, 2017, 06:13:27 PM »
  I see the word "barely" spelled "barley" a lot online these days.  Autocorrect gone wrong?  :dunno:

Barley any have it right. :zoinks:

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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #184 on: February 19, 2017, 10:11:00 PM »
 ...if the pros out way the cons... :GA:

not so post to :zombiefuck:

these were taken from student submissions.
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #185 on: February 20, 2017, 12:12:39 AM »
  I see the word "barely" spelled "barley" a lot online these days.  Autocorrect gone wrong?  :dunno:

Barley any have it right. :zoinks:

Beer makes anything beerable.

Fixed. :zoinks:
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #186 on: February 20, 2017, 01:26:27 AM »
  I see the word "barely" spelled "barley" a lot online these days.  Autocorrect gone wrong?  :dunno:

Barley any have it right. :zoinks:

Beer makes anything beerable.

Fixed. :zoinks:

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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #187 on: February 20, 2017, 02:27:08 AM »
...if the pros out way the cons... :GA:

not so post to :zombiefuck:

these were taken from student submissions.


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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #188 on: February 21, 2017, 01:43:54 AM »
"These doors are alarmed"

On a set of doors at King's Cross.
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #189 on: February 21, 2017, 05:56:56 AM »
"These doors are alarmed"

On a set of doors at King's Cross.
I have seen signs like that in shopping centres. Usually at the back of the store.
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #190 on: February 21, 2017, 11:26:12 AM »
"These doors are alarmed"

On a set of doors at King's Cross.

Someone should work on calming them back down.
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #191 on: February 21, 2017, 05:35:45 PM »
"These doors are alarmed"

On a set of doors at King's Cross.

Someone should work on calming them back down.
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #192 on: February 23, 2017, 02:02:55 AM »
amazon dot com listing (i copied and pasted):

Cross Pens CroAT0625-6 Pearle Scent Blue Gel Ink Pen

someone corrected the spelling, lol.
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #193 on: February 24, 2017, 12:18:39 PM »
amazon dot com listing (i copied and pasted):

Cross Pens CroAT0625-6 Pearle Scent Blue Gel Ink Pen

someone corrected the spelling, lol.

I have found a tiny pearl inside an oyster that I had begun to eat before (approximately three thirty seconds of an inch in diameter, but it was beautifully colored and perfectly spherical as far as anyone could tell) and it smelled like the inside of an oyster, even after I spat it out and showed it off to everyone at the table.

So I am internally compelled to ask; what does "Pearle Scent Blue Gel Ink Pen" smell like, exactly?
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Re: Pet Grammar/Spelling Peeves
« Reply #194 on: February 24, 2017, 12:20:38 PM »
"These doors are alarmed"

On a set of doors at King's Cross.

Someone should work on calming them back down.
 :dunno:

It's the terror threat. YOu'd be worried, too, if you had to live your life at King's Cross. :P
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