Author Topic: the only thing good avout hairdressers  (Read 752 times)

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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2012, 08:55:36 PM »
i have spoken!
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2012, 11:45:56 PM »
i have spoken!
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 02:25:01 AM »
Well, I was breastfed until my 26th birthday.    And ja, look.. I turned out (to be) perfectly fine..

Just sayin'..

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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 05:30:40 AM »
they got boobs

and theyre like all around you, up close,leaning over n shit

their boobs are bound to rub against oyur head and stuff

same once at the haidresser, the assistant, a cute lil asian, almost placed her crotch right at the top of my knuckles while fitting my face with rubber bands and sheets and whatnot

all worth it
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Re: the only thing good avout hairdressers
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 01:34:42 PM »
they got boobs

and theyre like all around you, up close,leaning over n shit

their boobs are bound to rub against oyur head and stuff

same once at the haidresser, the assistant, a cute lil asian, almost placed her crotch right at the top of my knuckles while fitting my face with rubber bands and sheets and whatnot

all worth it
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i bet places like that are based on the experience im refering to :D
ive been to hairdressers like... 3 times in my life :D
and every 3 time, i "got lucky" :D
maybe im just THAT adorable :autism:

but yeah, clearly, more than me had the mental connection of hairdressers + boobs :D