A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: sg1008 on September 26, 2013, 08:35:32 PMI am glad there is no clot, because if you died suddenly, I would be distraught and have no way of knowing.Agreed.
I am glad there is no clot, because if you died suddenly, I would be distraught and have no way of knowing.
Quote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:44:55 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 26, 2013, 08:35:32 PMI am glad there is no clot, because if you died suddenly, I would be distraught and have no way of knowing.Agreed. Awww. My brother is my emergency contact person. I should instruct ask him to inform my websites in the event of my demise.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 27, 2013, 07:38:18 PMQuote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:44:55 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 26, 2013, 08:35:32 PMI am glad there is no clot, because if you died suddenly, I would be distraught and have no way of knowing.Agreed. Awww. My brother is my emergency contact person. I should instruct ask him to inform my websites in the event of my demise. That will be a sad day.
Quote from: sg1008 on September 27, 2013, 08:44:08 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 27, 2013, 07:38:18 PMQuote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:44:55 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 26, 2013, 08:35:32 PMI am glad there is no clot, because if you died suddenly, I would be distraught and have no way of knowing.Agreed. Awww. My brother is my emergency contact person. I should instruct ask him to inform my websites in the event of my demise. That will be a sad day. I expect it will be decades away. Let's have a party and enjoy our lovely internet!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on September 27, 2013, 08:46:28 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 27, 2013, 08:44:08 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on September 27, 2013, 07:38:18 PMQuote from: odeon on September 27, 2013, 01:44:55 PMQuote from: sg1008 on September 26, 2013, 08:35:32 PMI am glad there is no clot, because if you died suddenly, I would be distraught and have no way of knowing.Agreed. Awww. My brother is my emergency contact person. I should instruct ask him to inform my websites in the event of my demise. That will be a sad day. I expect it will be decades away. Let's have a party and enjoy our lovely internet! Only the good die young, CBC.
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I would say that > but I don't really believe that.
Put bee's wax on hacksaw blades before using them it, lubricates the blade and makes for an easier cleaner cut
Quote from: Parts on October 01, 2013, 06:06:17 PMPut bee's wax on hacksaw blades before using them it, lubricates the blade and makes for an easier cleaner cutDo you buy bee's wax at the hardware store? I know I run my sewing thread over it when mending. It strengthens the thread, eases the thread gliding through the material and keeps it from tangling. I usually get mine from a fabric store.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on October 01, 2013, 07:43:43 PMQuote from: Parts on October 01, 2013, 06:06:17 PMPut bee's wax on hacksaw blades before using them it, lubricates the blade and makes for an easier cleaner cutDo you buy bee's wax at the hardware store? I know I run my sewing thread over it when mending. It strengthens the thread, eases the thread gliding through the material and keeps it from tangling. I usually get mine from a fabric store.I have bought it in hardware stores but it can be hard to find. I got three little cakes of it in a tool box I bought at a tag sale in the spring which will last me awhile. I did read about finding it in fabric stores when I was looking for it in the past
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