A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'd heard that mice have no bladders. A little online research indicates that they DO have bladders, they just don't give a rat's ass where they pee. Know thine enemy and all that jazz.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 10, 2016, 04:01:29 PM I'd heard that mice have no bladders. A little online research indicates that they DO have bladders, they just don't give a rat's ass where they pee. Know thine enemy and all that jazz. Thanks, was just wondering about that last week.
Interesting. I never knew I needed to know that.
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2016, 02:47:29 PMInteresting. I never knew I needed to know that. It might just save your life one day.
The Bulge (in your pants) Provision of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure allows service anywhere within 100 miles of the federal courthouse (as long as your dick is long enough), even if in another state, in two situations: for exploring third-party defendants under Rule 14 (not age 14); and for joining necessary parties under Rule 19.
Do not order the sirloin steak at the Giraffe, Heathrow Terminal 5.
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2016, 09:20:35 AMDo not order the sirloin steak at the Giraffe, Heathrow Terminal 5.I should have added that they have no idea about how to prepare a steak but was interrupted, I think.
Quote from: odeon on January 16, 2016, 04:21:56 AMQuote from: odeon on January 15, 2016, 09:20:35 AMDo not order the sirloin steak at the Giraffe, Heathrow Terminal 5.I should have added that they have no idea about how to prepare a steak but was interrupted, I think. By creatures crawling out of your steak?
Quote from: odeon on January 15, 2016, 09:20:35 AMDo not order the sirloin steak at the Giraffe, Heathrow Terminal 5. What have you got against giraffes? I'm sure they can cook as well as you or I!