A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Dali created a “cologne” of his very own… although the ingredients he used were boiled water, fish glue, goat manure and aspic oil. This concoction had to gelatinate before he would rub it all over his whole body. When asked why he created soul a foul scent, Dali said that he wanted to create a cologne that smelled like a ram that walked by his house every morning.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
The things one can do with goat droppings. QuoteDali created a “cologne” of his very own… although the ingredients he used were boiled water, fish glue, goat manure and aspic oil. This concoction had to gelatinate before he would rub it all over his whole body. When asked why he created soul a foul scent, Dali said that he wanted to create a cologne that smelled like a ram that walked by his house every morning.
Dali, Picasso, modern art - I don't get it.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:52:22 AMDali, Picasso, modern art - I don't get it.It's probably not possible in any true sense; still makes for a nice afternoon of staring at the walls.
My sister majored in Art and claimed that "If you want a picture then take a photo. Artists paint emotions, feelings, etc." BARF. She ended up working as a graphic artist. Karma.
And funny. Goat droppings will never have the same connotations as before.
Visited the Dali museum last weekend, and that sounds about right.
Quote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:56:06 AMMy sister majored in Art and claimed that "If you want a picture then take a photo. Artists paint emotions, feelings, etc." BARF. She ended up working as a graphic artist. Karma.She must not have considered photographers as artists. Art is so subjective, tend to appreciate and respect it all. Though am the same way about live performances of any type. It doesn't even have to be something I consider good. Jack is the captivated audience.
Quote from: Jack on September 23, 2014, 01:11:02 AMQuote from: Queen Victoria on September 23, 2014, 12:56:06 AMMy sister majored in Art and claimed that "If you want a picture then take a photo. Artists paint emotions, feelings, etc." BARF. She ended up working as a graphic artist. Karma.She must not have considered photographers as artists. Art is so subjective, tend to appreciate and respect it all. Though am the same way about live performances of any type. It doesn't even have to be something I consider good. Jack is the captivated audience.In some small defense of my sister, she was in college when she said that. And yes, my sister and I are basically passing acquaintances. I have 2 dear friends I consider my sisters.
