A QA Engineer walks into a bar. He orders a beer. He orders 0 beers. He orders 999999999 beers. He orders a lizard. He orders -1 beers. He orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
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Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:29:59 AMThe next person to log in will see a full page of unread posts by me. I came, I saw, I postwhored. T'was I. Impressed.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 05:13:31 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:29:59 AMThe next person to log in will see a full page of unread posts by me. I came, I saw, I postwhored. T'was I. Impressed.I was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 05:13:31 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:29:59 AMThe next person to log in will see a full page of unread posts by me. I came, I saw, I postwhored. T'was I. Impressed.I was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 05:13:31 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:29:59 AMThe next person to log in will see a full page of unread posts by me. I came, I saw, I postwhored. T'was I. Impressed.I was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 05:13:31 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:29:59 AMThe next person to log in will see a full page of unread posts by me. I came, I saw, I postwhored. T'was I. Impressed.I was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 05:13:31 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:29:59 AMThe next person to log in will see a full page of unread posts by me. I came, I saw, I postwhored. T'was I. Impressed.I was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:17:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMI was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room. Describe it then.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMI was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMI was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMI was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMI was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?
I was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 11:44:43 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:17:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 12:08:00 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 11:31:08 PMI was away for the weekend, and I had to catch up. Where did you go away to?Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room. Describe it then.[suspicious]It's medium sized, with dark brown walls and a lamp next to the couch. There is some unframed, drab artwork on the walls, and there's a grey couch that I sit on to use the computer.[/suspicious]
Quote from: Semicolon on December 10, 2014, 12:03:35 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 11:44:43 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:17:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMPrison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room. Describe it then.[suspicious]It's medium sized, with dark brown walls and a lamp next to the couch. There is some unframed, drab artwork on the walls, and there's a grey couch that I sit on to use the computer.[/suspicious]That's not my bedroom. That's my living room...
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 11:44:43 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:17:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMPrison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room. Describe it then.[suspicious]It's medium sized, with dark brown walls and a lamp next to the couch. There is some unframed, drab artwork on the walls, and there's a grey couch that I sit on to use the computer.[/suspicious]
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:17:30 PMQuote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMPrison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room. Describe it then.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 09, 2014, 07:30:23 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMPrison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?I've been using your computer when you're not home. Nice room.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 10:46:46 AMPrison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2. All this time you have been contributing to I^2 from prison? How? Are you sweet with one of your guards? Or are you a super intelligent hacker? Or are you actually two people?
Prison I didn't go anywhere; I just wasn't on I2.