Chronic Bitches

[odeon]

Ouch.

[bodie]

ouch indeed.  fat lips are ugly.
 

[Lestat]

I hate that, bodie. Well, I hate dentists full stop, 'nuff said. I Cannot Fucking Stand having my gob probed and poked, let alone teeth yanked/drilled etc. I've broken a tooth a few times, once in somebody's face (not deliberately), after running into the guy at my first spesh school playing football. Ran right into him at full tilt, and we both tripped at pretty much the same moment, result being me 'biting' his skull and splitting my tooth in half diagonally, with half of it getting left buried in his forehead and half broken off at the base of the jawbone (mine, not his);
ended up with a dental abscess.

And believe you fucking me, dental abscesses are absolute misery made flesh, nothing hurts quite that bad. Had to have surgery under a full general, then unfortunately I got scripted penicillin, and being young and Kanner's autie, would they listen when I kept telling them I was one step away from anaphylaxis? would they fuck. I know what I was talking about, even then I had biochem and pharmacology as a hobby.

And just as bad, they wouldn't give me ANY painkillers for the abscess. And also, the penicillin came as this vile tasting sugar-free orange flavoured dog shite. Even now, when the pharmacy I buy codeine linctus from only has the sugar free orange one, I nearly relch every time I taste it. They sell two kinds, one the sweetened one, this lurid highlighter pen-yellowish green stuff thats flavoured with a little CCl3. Tasty stuff. The other has the exact same artificial orange flavour sugar free hideous monstrosity as the penicillin that was forced on me as a kid. Yes, I will still buy it and neck it if its all they have to sell, but it really does make me want to vomit up my spleen each and every time I taste it, or even smell it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

[bodie]

Yes dental pain is terrible.  I have to go back on thursday,  but i will get my crown back.  I have had a gap for a couple of weeks and have been talking with a bit of a listthhhhp!  A bit like Toyah Wilcox,  although you are probably too young to remember her.

Anyway,  gob hasn't felt right without it, so roll on thursday

[Queen Victoria]

Denial, stubbornness, anger = bad choices in eating

(You can tell I'm really upset at what I did/ate for b'fast.  Stupid, stupid me.)

['andersom']

^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests.

 

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass.

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

[Lestat]

Chronic bitch: my former housemate. Born a bitch, been a bitch all it's vile little life and will die (painfully and slowly, I hope) a fucking B.I.T.C.H

My chronic bitch for the day-tesco do not sell dried morels any more. They are truly the food of the gods when cooked in a chilli. *burps contentedly and looks forward to breakfast time*

[odeon]

^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests.

 

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass.

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

Just say when.

[Queen Victoria]

^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests.

 

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass.

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

?

['andersom']

^Don't come anywhere near this house this weekend then. We are having guests.

 

That would be just what you need, isn't it? A cow walking up to your door come Saturday, asking for a place to sleep.

We have a fine back yard. Lots of grass.

And I could be there all alone?

I would like a cup of coffee in the morning though, and some crips in the long lasting summer evening would be appreciated a lot.

* opens google maps, plotting a course to Sweden, for a walking cow *

?

A slip of my fingers, your Highness, it was getting late, and the day had been long. I also did not wear my reading glasses. Not wearing them now either.  So, who knows what words may turn out not to be the ones I wanted in this post.

I'll leave the tasty Crip to Shleed, and will myself have a bag of crisps. Less entertaining, I am sure, but, good to kill a sudden craving for a snack.

[Queen Victoria]

I think buttercups and clover would be better than crisps.

[Lestat]

Buttercups? doubt it. The entire Ranunculus family is full of acrid, toxic and in general noxious properties. Some will even blister skin if handled carelessly.

[Queen Victoria]

Buttercups? doubt it. The entire Ranunculus family is full of acrid, toxic and in general noxious properties. Some will even blister skin if handled carelessly.

You are correct.  My research indicates that cows are particularly susceptible to fresh buttercups.  Dried buttercups mixed with their hay is safe.

['andersom']

Buttercups? doubt it. The entire Ranunculus family is full of acrid, toxic and in general noxious properties. Some will even blister skin if handled carelessly.

You are correct.  My research indicates that cows are particularly susceptible to fresh buttercups.  Dried buttercups mixed with their hay is safe.

 

[Lestat]

In days gone by, beggars would use some kinds to raise open sores, in order to look suitably pitiable to attract the money.