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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2012, 03:27:48 PM »
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

    DFG is practicing old-school medicine!   :nerd!:


     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2012, 04:27:33 PM »
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

    DFG is practicing old-school medicine!   :nerd!:


     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning


 :lol1:

This is one of the laws of I2, a link to Trepanning will be made at least twice a year.  :viking:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2012, 04:38:05 PM »
(thanks, Hyke!)

My head still fucking HURTS!

*pokes a hole in your skull so the demons can escape*  All better now!  :trollface:

    DFG is practicing old-school medicine!   :nerd!:


     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning


 :lol1:

This is one of the laws of I2, a link to Trepanning will be made at least twice a year.  :viking:

    Fascinating!  I did not know that!   :toporly:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2012, 05:08:57 AM »
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Car Sales men
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:headexplode:
:headexplode:
I am still waiting for my mini grrrrr
Friday 12 noon

I hate waiting
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blah blah blah

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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2012, 11:18:30 PM »
My fucking boss is still a moron.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2012, 01:31:27 AM »
Getting the youngest out of bed in the morning......
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2012, 06:29:25 AM »
I think brainfried gets to count as a chronic bitch by now.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2012, 02:51:30 PM »
And my allergies. My eyes are itching like fuck. :zombiefuck:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2012, 04:42:32 PM »
hip. left one.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2012, 05:27:07 PM »
 I just keep getting older!  It's happening every day!   :bigcry:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2012, 08:02:17 PM »
My fucking boss is still a moron.

If he was a virgin, would he be a moron?
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2012, 11:19:31 PM »
My fucking boss is still a moron.

If he was a virgin, would he be a moron?

Yes. Indubitably.
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2012, 08:49:52 AM »
Telemarketers qualify for me especially 281-203-0420 which is a Yellow Pages scam that calls several times a day
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2012, 01:04:00 PM »
Itchy eyes. :GA:
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Re: Chronic Bitches
« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2012, 01:42:20 PM »
Telemarketers qualify for me especially 281-203-0420 which is a Yellow Pages scam that calls several times a day

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I looked them up here and it said they sometimes say they just want you to verify your Yellow Pages listing, then when you say "Yes," they use the recording of your voice to make it sound like you agreed to suscribe to their $59.99 a month listing, then they threaten to take it to collections if you don't pay.