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Royal Appointments
« on: June 12, 2012, 09:02:04 PM »
Your beloved Queen is getting forgetful.  AFAI can recall this is my court:

Couldbecousin = Lady Weeble
Hykeaswell = Lady Hyke, Ambassadoress to the Low Countries
Squidy = Admiral of the High Seas
Odeon = Royal Court Musician
PPK = Royal Armourer
BlueRaven = I forgot already.

Anyone else I'm missing or suggestions ya'll would like to make?
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 06:14:00 AM »
 I would just like to thank Her Majesty for making me a Lady!  :cbc:
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 06:35:12 AM »
Avian Ambassador at your service milady (bow/courtesy thing )
I submit to your honour

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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 06:49:55 AM »
I am the Pussycat of the Aspie Elite so I think a dispensation as a court pet or the like would be fitting. Gives me a harmless air.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 07:15:45 AM »
I was a part of the court before my long trek over the ocean to the hills far away. Although apparently the long miles have riddled my brain because I can't recall what my title was :P
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 08:03:39 AM »
His Grace of Caladan.
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 09:04:40 AM »
Was I dismissed?  I used to be Knight Errant and then was also granted the title of Royal Zookeeper.

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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 11:42:25 AM »
I was a part of the court before my long trek over the ocean to the hills far away. Although apparently the long miles have riddled my brain because I can't recall what my title was :P

Would you like to be the Royal Cat Wrangler?  That way I know all my little pussies are well taken care of.
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 11:43:14 AM »
Was I dismissed?  I used to be Knight Errant and then was also granted the title of Royal Zookeeper.

No, sir you weren't dismissed.  The old grey brain cells ain't what they used to be.
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 11:44:36 AM »
I am the Pussycat of the Aspie Elite so I think a dispensation as a court pet or the like would be fitting. Gives me a harmless air.

Would you like to be the Royal Cow Herder?  Then you could keep Lady Hykeaswell in line.
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 11:45:36 AM »
His Grace of Caladan.

Welcome Your Grace.  May you serve me long and well.

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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2012, 11:51:47 AM »
I am the Pussycat of the Aspie Elite so I think a dispensation as a court pet or the like would be fitting. Gives me a harmless air.

Would you like to be the Royal Cow Herder?  Then you could keep Lady Hykeaswell in line.

A pussycat leading a cow?

I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2012, 03:56:59 PM »
I am the Pussycat of the Aspie Elite so I think a dispensation as a court pet or the like would be fitting. Gives me a harmless air.

Would you like to be the Royal Cow Herder?  Then you could keep Lady Hykeaswell in line.

A pussycat leading a cow?



And you do it so well.  She really needs someone to guide her through the treacherous pastures of the Low Countries.
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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2012, 04:07:58 PM »
I am the Pussycat of the Aspie Elite so I think a dispensation as a court pet or the like would be fitting. Gives me a harmless air.

Would you like to be the Royal Cow Herder?  Then you could keep Lady Hykeaswell in line.

A pussycat leading a cow?



And you do it so well.  She really needs someone to guide her through the treacherous pastures of the Low Countries.

..and no distractions along the way...got it

I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Royal Appointments
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2012, 06:41:49 PM »
I am the Pussycat of the Aspie Elite so I think a dispensation as a court pet or the like would be fitting. Gives me a harmless air.

Would you like to be the Royal Cow Herder?  Then you could keep Lady Hykeaswell in line.

A pussycat leading a cow?



And you do it so well.  She really needs someone to guide her through the treacherous pastures of the Low Countries.

..and no distractions along the way...got it



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