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When NOT to report a break in...
« on: June 07, 2012, 08:00:53 PM »
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WILMINGTON, NC (WECT) – Wilmington Police Officers stumbled upon a marijuana "grow" operation recently after being called to a home to investigate a break-in, according to a spokesperson with the WPD.

Officers received a call around 2:08 p.m. Wednesday about a breaking and entering in progress in the 2300 block of Market Street.
 
When they arrived on scene, they met the home's resident, Dr. Sheila Cooper, an optometrist who is employed at Cooper Optometry Group at Independence Mall. Cooper said that she came home for lunch to find a back window open. When she went into the house, she heard a noise upstairs, so she went back outside and called police.
 
Officers searched the home for any possible intruders, and in doing so, discovered what looked to be a marijuana growing operation in Cooper's basement.

http://www.wect.com/story/18729270/doctor-calls-police-about-possible-home-intruder-cops-find-pot-growing-in-basement

What a dipshit. :LOL: Didn't anyone ever tell her if you smoke too much it can make you paranoid?
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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2012, 08:08:37 PM »
It looks like she may be eligible for up to a year in jail. It would suck for her to lose her job over this. http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com/marijuana-laws-and-penalties/north-carolina.htm Pot prices are way up there nowadays.
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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »
She's an Optometrist?? Did you look at her pic? She's cross eyed! :laugh:
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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2012, 08:26:48 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on June 07, 2012, 08:24:45 PM
She's an Optometrist?? Did you look at her pic? She's cross eyed! :laugh:

 But she can prescribe really cool glasses for herself.  :nerdy:
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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2012, 08:30:08 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 07, 2012, 08:26:48 PM
Quote from: MissKitty on June 07, 2012, 08:24:45 PM
She's an Optometrist?? Did you look at her pic? She's cross eyed! :laugh:

 But she can prescribe really cool glasses for herself.  :nerdy:
Not sure I'd want a cross eyed pot smokin optometrist as my doctor. Her opinion may be a little off if she's a little high and helluva lot cross eyed. :P

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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2012, 08:34:50 PM »
Quote from: MissKitty on June 07, 2012, 08:30:08 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 07, 2012, 08:26:48 PM
Quote from: MissKitty on June 07, 2012, 08:24:45 PM
She's an Optometrist?? Did you look at her pic? She's cross eyed! :laugh:

 But she can prescribe really cool glasses for herself.  :nerdy:
Not sure I'd want a cross eyed pot smokin optometrist as my doctor. Her opinion may be a little off if she's a little high and helluva lot cross eyed. :P

:laugh:

 My right eye is a little wonky.  She and I could cross eyes at each other.  :autism:
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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2012, 01:27:25 AM »
Cross-eyed Mary? :orly:
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Re: When NOT to report a break in...
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2012, 06:19:50 AM »
I wonder if the thief actually knew about the weed growing there.
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