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Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« on: June 05, 2012, 03:12:11 PM »
 
:nerd!: :party: Happy Birthday, Farnsworth! :party: :nerd!:

 I hope you have festive stuff to do ...  :trollface:


 27 is a good age, I kind of remember it, enjoy!  :tard:
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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2012, 03:15:50 PM »
Happy birthday professor

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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2012, 03:37:42 PM »
Happy BD, Hypnotic commanding professor.

I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2012, 06:28:54 PM »
Happy B'day.  May it be all you want and more.

(If you're 33, then why are you still on Intensity2?
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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2012, 01:41:54 AM »
Thanks everyone. :)

So now it's 3 more years until I'm 30. Fucking hell, I'm fully adult now even though I don't feel like it at all.  :o
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2012, 02:40:40 AM »
Happy Birthday! :party:
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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2012, 05:37:07 AM »
 :cake: :birthday: Happy bd nexus.

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Re: Good news everyone!
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2012, 06:49:34 AM »
Good news everyone! I am back as the professor. I see that commander fellow took good care of my account while I was away. Had to exterminate those pesky dune beetles I modified into acid spitting dung launchers. What a mess that was.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: Good news everyone!
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2012, 06:50:23 AM »
Good news everyone! I am back as the professor. I see that commander fellow took good care of my account while I was away. Had to exterminate those pesky dune beetles I modified into acid spitting dung launchers. What a mess that was.

 Welcome back!  You will always be Professor Farnsworth to me.  :laugh:
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Re: Good news everyone!
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2012, 07:18:12 AM »
Good news everyone! I am back as the professor. I see that commander fellow took good care of my account while I was away. Had to exterminate those pesky dune beetles I modified into acid spitting dung launchers. What a mess that was.
When you first used Professor Farnsworth I didn't know who he was, then I began watching Futurama. That show rules!.  :plus: For honoring the good Professor.  :thumbup:

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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2012, 07:59:33 AM »
Happy Birthday big fella
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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2012, 08:06:19 AM »
 :birthday:
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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2012, 07:51:30 PM »
Happy Birthday Professor Farnsworth.

« Last Edit: June 06, 2012, 07:53:11 PM by Callaway »

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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2012, 08:30:04 PM »
Happy Birthday Professor, would you like a doomsday device?
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Re: Happy Birthday, CommanderShepard!
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2012, 11:45:48 PM »
Happy Birthday Professor, would you like a doomsday device?

Gladly, but does it come with a warranty? The last one failed to do anything except start a zombie apocalypse, what a rip off that was. Besides it being attempt many times before by other brain-dead scientists of their own time, nothing to learn from such a venture.
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.