Before you marry a person...you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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You don't need a kit, you need training. Everything is a fucking weapon, and the sooner you realize that the longer you'll live. The only thing you need for zombie survival is one part awesome, one part badass, and two parts pissed off.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
That's all?
Quote from: RageBeoulve on June 16, 2012, 12:17:42 PMYou don't need a kit, you need training. Everything is a fucking weapon, and the sooner you realize that the longer you'll live. The only thing you need for zombie survival is one part awesome, one part badass, and two parts pissed off.Oh yeah? What kind of training would you recommend?
TX Man on Synthetic Pot Eats Family Dog While Animal is AliveMichael Daniel allegedly became enraged after smoking the synthetic pot and attacked family members before deciding to eat the family dog, killing it, reports the New York Daily News. Daniel was smoking the substance at home when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS100313593220120629
How would you eat your dog without killing it?
Quick hide your dog.QuoteTX Man on Synthetic Pot Eats Family Dog While Animal is AliveMichael Daniel allegedly became enraged after smoking the synthetic pot and attacked family members before deciding to eat the family dog, killing it, reports the New York Daily News. Daniel was smoking the substance at home when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS100313593220120629
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Icequeen on June 29, 2012, 04:07:47 PMQuick hide your dog.QuoteTX Man on Synthetic Pot Eats Family Dog While Animal is AliveMichael Daniel allegedly became enraged after smoking the synthetic pot and attacked family members before deciding to eat the family dog, killing it, reports the New York Daily News. Daniel was smoking the substance at home when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors. http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/06/29/tagblogsfindlawcom2012-legallyweird-idUS100313593220120629My cousin is a pothead. He was visibly high last night. He was acting like a total moron. He better keep his paws off my cats or I will castrate him.
To be alive and to be eaten. Quote
Japanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 01, 2012, 05:37:10 AMTo be alive and to be eaten. Quote QuoteJapanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party
They were garnished with mushrooms and parsley.
Quote from: Callaway on July 02, 2012, 09:20:14 AMQuote from: hykeaswell on July 01, 2012, 05:37:10 AMTo be alive and to be eaten. Quote QuoteJapanese man, 22, cooks his own genitals and serves them up to paying guests at a dinner party QuoteThey were garnished with mushrooms and parsley.Oh yum.
