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The zombie apocalypse has begun
« on: May 27, 2012, 05:59:26 PM »
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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
t was a scene as creepy as a Hannibal Lecter movie.

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked, and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp Saturday, police said.
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Prepare yourself :o
No wonder I sold two axes today
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 06:01:51 PM »
 Time for me to collect my various weapons!  Nobody's gonna eat me!   :litigious:
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 06:05:58 PM »
its time to get that firearms license i have been wanting.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 06:10:13 PM »
Sounds like a PCP addict did that.
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Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 06:11:15 PM »
Right, I'll get on it!  :viking:
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 06:14:31 PM »
Quote from: CommanderShepard on May 27, 2012, 06:10:13 PM
Sounds like a PCP addict did that.

 Maybe so, since it took multiple rounds to stop him.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 06:15:15 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2012, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: CommanderShepard on May 27, 2012, 06:10:13 PM
Sounds like a PCP addict did that.

 Maybe so, since it took multiple rounds to stop him.  :zombiefuck:

or the cop was just a bad shot.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 06:17:45 PM »
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 06:22:15 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2012, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: CommanderShepard on May 27, 2012, 06:10:13 PM
Sounds like a PCP addict did that.

 Maybe so, since it took multiple rounds to stop him.  :zombiefuck:

Which is a symptom of PCP influence, the inability to feel pain I think. So unless they shot him in the head or chest, he would have barely noticed and kept eating the person's face. They probably should rename it Psycho Zombie dust.
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Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2012, 06:24:05 PM »
Quote from: CommanderShepard on May 27, 2012, 06:22:15 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on May 27, 2012, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: CommanderShepard on May 27, 2012, 06:10:13 PM
Sounds like a PCP addict did that.

 Maybe so, since it took multiple rounds to stop him.  :zombiefuck:

Which is a symptom of PCP influence, the inability to feel pain I think.  So unless they shot him in the head or chest, he would have barely noticed and kept eating the person's face. They probably should rename it Psycho Zombie dust.

 I remembered that from one of Lance Henriksen's lines in Terminator.  :apondering:
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 09:53:52 PM »
From the Miami Herald article

Investigators believe the victim may have been homeless and laying down when the crazed man pounced.
Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html#storylink=cpy
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 11:22:52 PM »
They are everywhere. Trust no one! :GA
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2012, 11:31:12 AM »
Woohoo!!!  :party:

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2012, 11:49:58 AM »
your poster is wrong. the fire should not be of honerable mention. you have to destroy a zombies brain to kill it and when you have something on fire running at you its generally bad. a flaming zombie is a bad zombie. period.


otherwise i agree with it though.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2012, 01:32:42 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on May 28, 2012, 11:31:12 AM
Woohoo!!!  :party:

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Thank you. Useful and helpful. :plus:
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