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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2012, 06:45:01 AM »
Oh very cool. Is that in India somewhere?
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2012, 07:02:08 AM »
It's an abandoned coal mine in Japan:

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2012, 12:43:41 PM »
Stay where you are or I'll throw my kidney at you.
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2012, 06:00:33 PM »
Porn star Luka Magnotta kills man, sends body parts to conservative parties. He also ate the guy. He praises Satanism on his facebook. Weirdo.




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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2012, 09:35:29 PM »
I wonder what the best cuts are,  rump or ribs?
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2012, 03:45:43 PM »
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Good News: People Eat Other People on a Pretty Regular Basis

In just the past week, a naked man ate a homeless guy's face in Miami, a New Jersey man threw his intestines at police, a Canadian porn star killed a man and ate parts of his body before mailing other parts to government officials, a Maryland man killed his roommate and ate his heart and brain, and a Staten Island pizza parlor owner nommed a dude's ear. It seems clear that this sudden burst of zombie activity points inexorably to the beginning of the end for mankind.
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There is a nice list on the link to eight other cases this year :o





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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2012, 04:05:35 PM »
again funny stuff  :yarly:

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2012, 06:09:29 PM »
I wonder what the best cuts are,  rump or ribs?

With a good BBQ sauce I'd say the ribs. :zoinks:




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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2012, 06:36:37 PM »
By Karin Klein
 
June 4, 2012, 11:48 a.m.
You can relax now. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has officially announced that a zombie apocalypse is not upon us. The CDC included this assurance in an email to the Huffington Post, adding that there isn't even a virus making the rounds that turns people into zombies.

Sure there isn't.

After all, anyone who follows the world's worst weird news as reported on the Internet has these cases among the horrifying reports of late: A naked man in Florida attacked an elderly homeless man and ate much of his face off. A Maryland college student admitted to killing his housemate and eating parts of the bod. For some people, that brought up memories of a 3-year-old case in which a Texas mother allegedly killed her own baby and ate part of his brain.

Terrible stuff, indeed. And the timing comes as pop culture turns from vampire stories to zombies and begins to see the flesh-eaters as a source of comedy as well as horror. In the 2009 movie "Zombieland," Jesse Eisenberg offers helpful zombie survival rules, such as building cardiovascular fitness and avoiding bathrooms. The 2006 novel "World War Z," soon to be a film starring Brad Pitt, mocks military strategic error with its "oral history" of the fateful and fatal Battle of Yonkers.

Internet chatter and speculation about the real-life recent events were inevitable, but why did the CDC find that chatter worthy of addressing? Because, inexplicably, the Huffington Post found it worthy of asking the CDC. Maybe that in turn was prompted by the agency's online comic book on preparing for a zombie pandemic. After all, the things you might want in case of a fire, earthquake, hurricane or the like -- food, water, a plan for safely exiting the house -- would also be necessities in the case of a zombie virus, don't you think?

But then, if there were a zombie pandemic, would we really expect the CDC to tell us right away, or send out an announcement that everyone should remain calm?


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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2012, 08:28:20 PM »
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'Zombie' attacks continue? Carl Jacquneaux bites off chunk of man's face in Louisiana

LAFAYETTE, LA - As talk of the 'Zombie apocalypse' continues to swirl in light of several cannibalistic attacks, another face-eating fiasco out of Lafayette, Louisiana has emerged. 

Carl Jacquneax, 43, was arrested over the weekend after allegedly biting off a chunk of another man’s face.
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2012, 08:54:19 PM »

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #42 on: June 12, 2012, 10:16:01 AM »
The face-eating zombie menace has crossed species  :GA:



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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2012, 11:46:11 AM »
i think i need to get togeather a zombie survival kit.

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #44 on: June 16, 2012, 12:17:42 PM »
You don't need a kit, you need training. Everything is a fucking weapon, and the sooner you realize that the longer you'll live. The only thing you need for zombie survival is one part awesome, one part badass, and two parts pissed off.
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