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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2012, 03:59:43 PM »
:kitten: OBSESSIVE AILUROPHILE :kitten:


It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

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It is far better for people to hate you for doing the right thing than for people to love you for doing the wrong thing. Never ever forget that.

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2012, 02:18:10 PM »
I like the zombie apocalypse explanation better.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #18 on: May 29, 2012, 02:31:37 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151098/Rudy-Eugene-Naked-man-eats-face-victim-high-LSD-police-shoot-Miami.html?ICO=most_read_module

'A police officer came over, told him several times to get off then climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, "Get off!" But the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled.'

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #19 on: May 29, 2012, 03:00:51 PM »


 :thumbup:

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2012, 04:33:42 AM »


 :thumbup:
My first thought:  That was be a hilarious poster to hang over one's bed.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2012, 06:38:17 AM »
Fucking scuzbag cannibal.  :thumbdn: I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2012, 06:51:44 AM »
Fucking scuzbag cannibal.  :thumbdn:  I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

  That's easy for YOU to say.   :zoinks:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2012, 06:53:18 AM »
Fucking scuzbag cannibal.  :thumbdn:  I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

  That's easy for YOU to say.   :zoinks:
When you get yourself a Sig Sauer P239 you will be able to post like that too.  :indeed:

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2012, 06:55:31 AM »
Fucking scuzbag cannibal.  :thumbdn:  I like having my HK USPc 45 loaded with Winchester RA45TP 230 grain SXT +P JHPs.

  That's easy for YOU to say.   :zoinks:
When you get yourself a Sig Sauer P239 you will be able to post like that too.  :indeed:

  Yes, I will have a mini-safe for my gun and ammo!  8)
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2012, 02:50:40 PM »
It's important to be properly armed when the zombies come for you.
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2012, 06:24:01 PM »
And another couple stories...
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JOPPATOWNE, MD – We went through a period of time where our cannibalism category remained relatively unpopulated with stories, but wow, how that has changed within the last month.

Aside from the psycho who ate another man’s face and the gay porn actor who likely ate a chunk of a dead man’s ass, we now have a 21-year-old man in Maryland who admitted to killing a man and then eating the victim’s heart and portions of his brain.
Link

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HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) – A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.

Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.
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On a side note one of my son's friends thinks my house would be the best spot to be for the zombie apocalypse due to the numerous edged weapons and tools laying about :2thumbsup:
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2012, 08:58:17 PM »
 I have a hammer and some big knives at home.  I hope that will do.  :apondering:
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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2012, 02:13:13 AM »
Oh my gosh, I got my wish granted :) This is so funny, yey  :mischief: *grabs popcorn*  :laugh:

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Re: The zombie apocalypse has begun
« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2012, 02:21:57 AM »
And another couple stories...
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JOPPATOWNE, MD – We went through a period of time where our cannibalism category remained relatively unpopulated with stories, but wow, how that has changed within the last month.

Aside from the psycho who ate another man’s face and the gay porn actor who likely ate a chunk of a dead man’s ass, we now have a 21-year-old man in Maryland who admitted to killing a man and then eating the victim’s heart and portions of his brain.
Link

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HACKENSACK, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) – A man who stabbed himself and threw pieces of his skin and intestines at police officers trying to subdue him was hospitalized in critical condition on Monday, authorities said.

Officers encountered 43-year-old Wayne Carter on Sunday morning when they responded to reports of a man barricaded in a room in Hackensack and threatening to harm himself, Lt. John Heinemann said.
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On a side note one of my son's friends thinks my house would be the best spot to be for the zombie apocalypse due to the numerous edged weapons and tools laying about :2thumbsup:

How about this place?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?