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Aussies don't fuck around
« on: May 02, 2012, 03:31:11 PM »
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2012, 05:05:53 PM »
They should pass a law and make them illegal so stuff like this will never happen again ::)
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 05:30:48 PM »


Chainsaws don't cut people's arms off. People cut people's arms off.
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 05:38:39 PM »
Quote from: earthboundmisfit on May 02, 2012, 05:30:48 PM


Chainsaws don't cut people's arms off. People cut people's arms off.

               
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 05:44:15 PM »
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 02:37:02 AM »
Katanas/machetes/swords used to be illegal in NSW. Now people can "possess" one but they're not allowed to "carry" it (unless it's in a specific padlocked bag or carry case).

No laws surrounding chainsaws exist apart from the OH & S ones. Eg. people who work for the SES need to get a certificate before they're allowed to use one on the job.
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2012, 03:58:54 AM »
I think they all need training :police:
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 04:38:40 AM »
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 05:33:46 AM »
I wonder if the government will ban chainsaws and launch a chainsaw buyback scheme, and if hedge trimmers will be included :tard:
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 05:45:23 AM »
Quote from: Christiane Génessier on May 03, 2012, 05:33:46 AM
I wonder if the government will ban chainsaws and launch a chainsaw buyback scheme, and if hedge trimmers will be included :tard:

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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2012, 07:55:05 AM »
You can use pretty much any power tool as a weapon in some way.
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2012, 08:50:13 AM »
Quote from: Christiane Génessier on May 04, 2012, 07:55:05 AM
You can use pretty much any power tool as a weapon in some way.

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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2012, 12:11:13 PM »
oh my gosh this made my day...I know its awful to laugh at others but man its funny as heck...Its like the McCoys and McClentens here in the USA south deep south that is...I'm just at the top but holy heck this is funny  :yarly: ausie chainsaw massacre  :laugh:
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2012, 07:53:35 PM »
wow I killed the thread?  :include:
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Re: Aussies don't fuck around
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2012, 08:06:03 PM »
Now swords and chainsaws will be illegal. What's next? Wooden spoons?
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