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« on: May 01, 2012, 10:43:54 AM »
http://www.thinkatheist.com/profiles/blogs/bill-nye-bood-in-texas-for/

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Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun.

As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own.

But don't tell that to the good people of Waco, who were "visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence," according to the Waco Tribune.

Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption.

But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."

The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector.

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children, thus ensuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they'd always suspected.

This story originally appeared in the Waco Tribune, but the newspaper has mysteriously pulled its story from the online version, presumably to avoid further embarrassment.
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Re: fuck. texas is stupid
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 03:27:12 PM »
I love Bill Nye the Science Guy.

I don't see why they got so worked up over the moon reflecting sunlight.

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 04:01:26 PM »
I also loved that show. i'm guessing they cant believe and be faced with the truth at the same time. nothing really is wrong with being religious the problem arises when you blatently ignore the facts because it makes your belief system look silly
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 05:39:47 PM »
 I looked at the link again, expecting it to be from The Onion.  It isn't.  Oh dear.   :facepalm2:
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 06:47:29 PM »
That's why they named the town Wacko, I mean Waco.
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 01:47:37 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 10:04:36 AM »
You're going to have morons wherever you go, not just texas. I kinda put you in the moron category Richard. Just so you know.  ;)
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2012, 11:58:29 PM »
Gee you found out about this when???

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 08:23:35 AM »
FUCK YOU RICHARD!!!!



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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 07:28:09 PM »
fucking nerds.
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2012, 01:07:45 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2012, 09:33:40 AM »
fucking going vegan, but still fat.
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2012, 03:22:49 PM »
fucking going vegan, but still fat.

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