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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2012, 03:55:34 PM »
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Also:

Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs

You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.

Wot, no Maiden?

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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2012, 03:58:06 PM »
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Dear UK,

You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either  :thumbup:

Signed Australia

Dear Convicts Australia,

One simply must have decent seapower to rule most of the the world, you know. Trade, moving troops around or just plain ship to ship fighting; Superior Ships, Superior Training, Superior Empire.

How's the weather down there? I hear the local fauna is fascinating

Signed,

The United Kingdom

Fascinating. Those of us who did not die on the trek down here have been most pleasantly surprised by the local fauna. We eat everything including the national emblems.
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2012, 04:15:06 PM »
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Also:

Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs

You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.

Wot, no Maiden?

Maiden isn't that bad is it?

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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2012, 04:46:07 PM »
Fish and chips with malt vinegar
J. K. Rowling
Crumpets
Steak and Kidney Pie
York Minster
Stonehenge (well, it is in England)
The Magna Carta
Shakespeare
King James Bible
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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2012, 04:48:41 PM »
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Also:

Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs

You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.

Wot, no Maiden?

Maiden isn't that bad is it?

I forgot. :P

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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2012, 05:14:48 PM »
Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Dear UK,

You make very sea-worthy boats too. We made it to Australia and not taht many died on the way either  :thumbup:

Signed Australia

Dear Convicts Australia,

One simply must have decent seapower to rule most of the the world, you know. Trade, moving troops around or just plain ship to ship fighting; Superior Ships, Superior Training, Superior Empire.

How's the weather down there? I hear the local fauna is fascinating

Signed,

The United Kingdom

Fascinating. Those of us who did not die on the trek down here have been most pleasantly surprised by the local fauna. We eat everything including the national emblems.

I hear the local fauna actively tries to kill you.

Dear Rest of the World;

You're welcome for the www, for TV, for the internal combustion engine, for the railway and for the concept of a post office. You're also welcome for the abolition of slavery and the enforcement thereof.
Also, Europe, we're cool about the whole "last man standing" thing during the forties, don't worry.

Signed,

The UK.

Also:

Banksy
Craig David
The Tweenies
Tabloid Journalism
Simon Cowell
The Cheeky Girls
Katie Price
Piers Morgan
Jeremy Kyle
Jane Goody
Imperial Measurement
Black Pudding
Jellied Eels
Pay Toilets
Viagra
Polo
and
Glee Clubs

You forgot Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Motorhead, and Pink Floyd.

Wot, no Maiden?

Maiden isn't that bad is it?

I forgot. :P

Disgraceful.  :finger:

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Re: Come and mock the English on St George's Day
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2012, 05:32:03 PM »
Brough Superior
E Type Jag
Rolls Royce
DNA Fingerprinting

and hail to John Montagu the 4th Earl of Sandwich for ...yup...you
guessed it  - 
the sandwich

    That clinches it for me, I love sandwiches!    :halitosis:
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