How can i prank my neighbour

[bodie]

Thanks Lestat    

I am not really into stalking

It is great being my age though,  cus i still get older guys attention, and ones my own age...and younger....and even wank fodder to eighteen year old spotty college kids

[Lestat]

Thanks for what, m'ilady?

[midlifeaspie]

I still recommend the cleansing power of fire 

[bodie]

Thanks for what, m'ilady?

for the stalking offer......oh and 'm'ilady'  -  yes please call me 'm'ilady' as it sounds frightfully posh

[Lestat]

Heh..well..I fell head over heels batshit crazy in love with my former stalker. Got together with her. Sadly, we are no longer together, as she is one of those auties who just can't be in a relationship.

A truly, incredibly special, and wonderful lady, and beautiful beyond belief. I'd give absolutely anything to be with her still. She is an autie of the brutally honest, straight up, and sugarcoating nothing variety. Deep, highly intelligent, just an all around amazing woman. We are still friends, after her breaking it off with me. She is one of only two people I have ever known that I consider a soulmate.

And she is more than just a friend, she is, as far as I am concerned, family. I can, and indeed often have, spent hours, just looking at her pics on my computer. And of all the potential causes in the world, she is the only one that I would even think about dying for. If I had to, I would give my life for hers without hesitation.

["couldbecousin"]

Heh..well..I fell head over heels batshit crazy in love with my former stalker. Got together with her. Sadly, we are no longer together, as she is one of those auties who just can't be in a relationship.

A truly, incredibly special, and wonderful lady, and beautiful beyond belief. I'd give absolutely anything to be with her still. She is an autie of the brutally honest, straight up, and sugarcoating nothing variety. Deep, highly intelligent, just an all around amazing woman. We are still friends, after her breaking it off with me. She is one of only two people I have ever known that I consider a soulmate.

And she is more than just a friend, she is, as far as I am concerned, family. I can, and indeed often have, spent hours, just looking at her pics on my computer. And of all the potential causes in the world, she is the only one that I would even think about dying for. If I had to, I would give my life for hers without hesitation.

 That's awesome, I hope you will always be friends and family to each other. 

[bodie]

Yes that does sound awesome.

Wish i could say something similar has ever happened to me

["couldbecousin"]

Yes that does sound awesome.

Wish i could say something similar has ever happened to me

 It will eventually, you are too awesome for it not to. 

[midlifeaspie]

Yes that does sound awesome.

Wish i could say something similar has ever happened to me

Being stalked?

[Lestat]

As do I. I would literally give my life for as 'little' as am end to her ill health, with a long and very happy life thrown in to the bargain.

She is THE most special, gorgeous, bright and interesting, funny and most utterly fascinating lady I have ever been lucky enough to have the privilege to be allowed to know. She is completely A-social; and outside her three spawn talks to almost nobody. She once told me,that she had at one time, gone for ten years without talking to a single person aside from her spawn
   
She is 46 now, and could yet pass for mid 20s/early, very early 30s, and a truly stunning knockout of an mid-20yo at that. Drives me absolutely crazy she does. Just getting an email from her leaves me in a great mood for the rest of the day, and hearing her voice on the phone...christ...makes my heart pound in my chest and my HR elevate significantly.

Truly, I would walk through the flames of hell, armed with no more than my sword, if that would make her happy.                                                                                     

[bodie]

Yes that does sound awesome.

Wish i could say something similar has ever happened to me

Being stalked?

Oh god no!  have been stalked by the plaster of paris man..oh no i meant the walking through flames,  fighting dragons and all that luuuurvy  stuff

[Lestat]

You did, didn't you bodie m'dear? after all you beefed at meadow, and she has to count as a dragon, with enough fire and brimstone fuming along in her wake to supply my lab with S, SO2Cl2, S2Cl2, and SCl2 for several lifetimes.

When Meadow dies (the sooner the better), assuming hell will not vomit her pestilence-ridden, dog vomit splattered carcass out in revulsion, her destiny is to become osama bin laden's anal dildo for all eternity and when not being rammed up his moon-worshipping, koran-jizzing mudslim anus, her 'time off' will be tonguing Hitler's chocolate starfish clean, and after inspecting for their presence, orally removing the but-nuggets clinging to krapkao's arse hair.

[earthboundmisfit]

It is great being my age though,  cus i still get older guys attention, and ones my own age...and younger....and even wank fodder to 38 year old Yanks

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[Bastet]

It is great being my age though,  cus i still get older guys attention, and ones my own age...and younger....and even wank fodder to 38 year old Yanks

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Who's the 38 year old.

['andersom']

It is great being my age though,  cus i still get older guys attention, and ones my own age...and younger....and even wank fodder to 38 year old Yanks

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Who's the 38 year old.

There may be a clue to be found in the identity of the fixer.