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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2006, 07:34:59 AM »
I thought you were just going off-topic didn't realize it was a metaphor
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2006, 07:40:53 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 18, 2006, 07:18:13 AM
i have to tell ya, i just took an incredibly large poop.  wouldn't flush.  so i yelled at it a couple of times, calling it ascan and such.  then i plunged the sorry bastard.

yep, a huge poop indeed.

I'll bet mine was bigger. It came out panting and could barely crawl. I let it recover for a moment then called it 'attention'. It saluted me and I returned the salute and dismissed it promptly. It was at a dead run when it turned the corner and never looked back.
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2006, 07:49:43 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 18, 2006, 07:40:53 AM
Quote from: McJagger on November 18, 2006, 07:18:13 AM
i have to tell ya, i just took an incredibly large poop.  wouldn't flush.  so i yelled at it a couple of times, calling it ascan and such.  then i plunged the sorry bastard.

yep, a huge poop indeed.

I'll bet mine was bigger. It came out panting and could barely crawl. I let it recover for a moment then called it 'attention'. It saluted me and I returned the salute and dismissed it promptly. It was at a dead run when it turned the corner and never looked back.
do you miss it?
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2006, 08:03:10 AM »
Only, right at first. They change so fast at that age. You  just have to wish them the best, shove them out and turn your back.
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2006, 08:05:42 AM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 18, 2006, 08:03:10 AM
Only, right at first. They change so fast at that age. You  just have to wish them the best, shove them out and turn your back.
true.

and one must remember that there are no guarantees in life.
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2006, 08:18:56 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 18, 2006, 07:18:13 AM
i have to tell ya, i just took an incredibly large poop.  wouldn't flush.  so i yelled at it a couple of times, calling it ascan and such.  then i plunged the sorry bastard.

yep, a huge poop indeed.

Look anything like this?

 :poop:

Need some  :tp: ?
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2006, 08:20:18 AM »
are those new emoticaons? :poop: :tp:
yep!
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2006, 08:21:49 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on November 18, 2006, 08:20:18 AM
are those new emoticaons? :poop: :tp:
yep!

Just for you.  I thought you might like them.
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2006, 01:27:34 PM »
cam we call this one  :poop: mcjagger?
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2007, 10:04:21 PM »
to answer your question mcjagger, you don't clean it, you just throw it away. :P cuz it's gross. :moon:
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2007, 07:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on January 19, 2007, 10:04:21 PM
to answer your question mcjagger, you don't clean it, you just throw it away. :P cuz it's gross. :moon:

He buys his TP at Fashion Island... It must cost $100 a roll or so....
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #26 on: January 28, 2007, 11:13:10 PM »
is it made of money? 8)
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2007, 11:17:06 PM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on January 28, 2007, 11:13:10 PM
is it made of money? 8)

On the West coast, they are called Honey buckets, and the paper is free!  Truely the land of milk and honey...
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2007, 09:45:02 AM »
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 28, 2007, 11:17:06 PM
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on January 28, 2007, 11:13:10 PM
is it made of money? 8)

On the West coast, they are called Honey buckets, and the paper is free!  Truely the land of milk and honey...
yes.

and all the girls walk around naked.
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Re: What is Intensity? - According to Nomaken
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2007, 01:35:48 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on January 30, 2007, 09:45:02 AM
Quote from: driftingblizzard on January 28, 2007, 11:17:06 PM
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on January 28, 2007, 11:13:10 PM
is it made of money? 8)

On the West coast, they are called Honey buckets, and the paper is free!  Truely the land of milk and honey...
yes.

and all the girls walk around naked.

They must be hot, then. ;D
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