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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2012, 08:24:59 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2012, 08:12:23 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2012, 08:11:16 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.

 Me too, now those are badass!  :arrr:

And they're very expensive too.  Plus, not everyone can get them. 
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2012, 08:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2012, 08:24:59 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 11, 2012, 08:12:23 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 11, 2012, 08:11:16 PM
About the only tattoo I'm likely to get is if I need radation therapy.

 Me too, now those are badass!  :arrr:

And they're very expensive too.  Plus, not everyone can get them.

 Indeed, those tats are  "Members Only."   :arrr:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 08:50:54 PM »
This is just ridiculous. Jesus did not ride dinosaurs. EVERYONE KNOWS that he opened doors, got on floors, and WALKED dinosaurs... but he didn't ride them. What is this fucking nonsense? >:(
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2012, 08:53:48 PM »
To me, Super Mario IS Jesus, so in that sense, you could say that I believe that Jesus rode a dinosaur. :orly:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2012, 08:55:25 PM »
I thought Yoshi was a reptile.  :nerdy:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2012, 08:57:01 PM »
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2012, 08:55:25 PM
I thought Yoshi was a reptile.  :nerdy:

Aren't dinosaurs technically reptiles? :orgasm:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2012, 10:31:01 PM »
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2012, 12:36:48 AM »
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2012, 01:15:35 AM »
Well, I just thought it was funny!
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »
Quote from: Light of day, day of Darkness on April 11, 2012, 07:11:49 PM
I could see Duke getting a tattoo of a pizza oven, pudding bar and the grand ol state of tennesee (where they believe jesus did ride dinosaurs) on his fat body somewhere.  :orly:

 :plus:

That didn't work out as you expected, did it Dook?
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2012, 09:10:26 AM »
Does this mean dinosaurs don't exist?
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2012, 09:14:48 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Cumberdale on April 12, 2012, 09:08:36 AM
Quote from: Light of day, day of Darkness on April 11, 2012, 07:11:49 PM
I could see Duke getting a tattoo of a pizza oven, pudding bar and the grand ol state of tennesee (where they believe jesus did ride dinosaurs) on his fat body somewhere.  :orly:

 :plus:

That didn't work out as you expected, did it Dook?

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Oh, hey! My 1,000th post! Whoop dee doo! :orly: :orly: :orly:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #27 on: April 12, 2012, 09:16:04 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 12, 2012, 09:10:26 AM
Does this mean dinosaurs don't exist?

I has pics of dinosaur.  :orly:

Glitch won't let me post it.

Glitch do exist too.
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #28 on: April 12, 2012, 09:50:58 AM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on April 12, 2012, 12:36:48 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:

 But Wal-Mart carries the pants that I buy, and has cheap underwear!  :yarly:
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Re: jesus riding a dinosaur
« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2012, 09:55:05 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 12, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on April 12, 2012, 12:36:48 AM
Oh, that's marketing bullshit.

I never saved a goddamned cent at Wal-Mart and anyone who says that they have are either lying or in denial.

Kind of like the folks who believe in Jesus. :orly:

 But Wal-Mart carries the pants that I buy, and has cheap underwear!  :yarly:

Everything at Wal-Mart is cheap.  Most of it is Chinese.  This isn't a myth, they bring down their prices by buying in bulk and leveraging for discounted wholesale prices.  I have no idea what you are going on about, as usual Dook.

I don't shop there because I absolutely despise the place, but I could save a few bucks if I did.
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