You are being an ass. And you blame everyone and everything but yourself, kind of like the other delicate flower we have. See, what you have completely missed this far is that just because a forum is largely unmoderated it doesn't require you to behave like an ass. Most of the time, the bad-ass attitude will at best make you target practice IF people care enough.
Self-moderation is a good thing because only rarely are you actually the meanest bad-ass there is. Plenty of people here who'll happily make your picking up that soap the experience of a lifetime.