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motherfucking jury duty
« on: April 04, 2012, 02:15:57 PM »
in a couple of days. this is going to suck, apparently i'm oncall for a fucking week  :P
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 02:19:06 PM »
Enjoy. ;D
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 02:20:56 PM »
haha you sarcastic bitch. *sighs*  :facepalm2:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 03:06:53 PM »
If you're chosen for a jury they'll feed you.  And you get free coffee and snacks in the Jury Room.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2012, 04:19:19 PM »
They won't ever pick you.  You're safe.  No worries.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2012, 05:00:21 PM »
They won't ever pick you.  You're safe.  No worries.

 Or maybe they will, and maybe you'll help decide the verdict in the trial of the century!
 Then you can be on Court TV explaining things to Nancy Grace!  Good luck!  :headbang2:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2012, 05:01:59 PM »
Tell the judge you will set them all free

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2012, 05:03:30 PM »
If called just act the way you always do they will never pick you :lol1:  You get a whopping $50 a day here to go but it's just one day if they don't pick you.  Bring a book and nothing metal unless you want to fuck with security
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2012, 05:04:33 PM »
If you're chosen for a jury they'll feed you.  And you get free coffee and snacks in the Jury Room.
CBC will volunteer for jury duty every week.....and save a million dollars in grocery bills

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2012, 05:11:25 PM »
If you're chosen for a jury they'll feed you.  And you get free coffee and snacks in the Jury Room.
CBC will volunteer for jury duty every week.....and save a million dollars in grocery bills

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2012, 05:41:23 PM »
I have done Jury Duty twice and been voir dere'd a couple of other times. I consider the 6th amendment to be a good thing so I don't lie to get out of Jury Duty.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2012, 05:44:11 PM »
I have done Jury Duty twice and been voir dere'd a couple of other times. I consider the 6th amendment to be a good thing so I don't lie to get out of Jury Duty.

 You would be a great asset to a jury IMO, maybe one day we will see YOU talking to
 Nancy Grace on Court TV.  I have been summoned a couple of times but sent home.  :apondering:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2012, 05:50:03 PM »
Fuck Nancy Grace. Using trials as entertainment is bullshit.

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2012, 06:20:05 PM »
Be sure to wave around that gargantuan richard in the courtroom! :zoinks:

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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2012, 08:16:27 PM »
Tell the judge you will set them all free

Or alternatively, tell them "everyone is guilty regardless" :laugh:
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