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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2012, 08:21:58 PM »
Just be yourself, and you will be done in no time. Or our government, in its infinite wisdom, might make you the foreman. You never know what those politicians are thinking.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2012, 08:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Stultus Saxum on April 04, 2012, 06:20:05 PM
Be sure to wave around that gargantuan richard in the courtroom! :zoinks:

But he'll still be in the courtroom later on, as the defendant. But still, anything is better than jury duty though, especially if the defendant you've got to sit as jury for is hell's angels or organised crime related.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2012, 08:57:17 PM »
Quote from: TA on April 04, 2012, 08:21:58 PM
Just be yourself, and you will be done in no time. Or our government, in its infinite wisdom, might make you the foreman. You never know what those politicians are thinking.
Juries select their foreman. No one is appointed by any officer of the court.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2012, 09:04:07 PM »
Quote from: PPK on April 04, 2012, 08:57:17 PM
Quote from: TA on April 04, 2012, 08:21:58 PM
Just be yourself, and you will be done in no time. Or our government, in its infinite wisdom, might make you the foreman. You never know what those politicians are thinking.
Juries select their foreman. No one is appointed by any officer of the court.

 That's right, Richard would be elected foreman by a jury of his peers!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2012, 09:21:33 PM »
I dont think many people would mind jury duty if they actually paid you a fair market price for your service. Here they dont pay you for the first day and the second day (as per there website) they pay you a measly $15 a fucking day! this whole process is really starting to scare me, i mean whos going to do a good job being payed like that? Is this why some opt out for a judge to be the final say and not go through a jury trial? fuck that. also its a fuckin waste of time, i'm not really familiar with the are so I have to take the bus. will the court reimburse me for my fucking buss ticket for a week? i doubt it.

oh well they have wifi so i'll be taking pictures of the fat judge with my computer.  :orly:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2012, 09:28:44 PM »
Quote from: machine head on April 04, 2012, 09:21:33 PM
I dont think many people would mind jury duty if they actually paid you a fair market price for your service. Here they dont pay you for the first day and the second day (as per there website) they pay you a measly $15 a fucking day! this whole process is really starting to scare me, i mean whos going to do a good job being payed like that? Is this why some opt out for a judge to be the final say and not go through a jury trial? fuck that. also its a fuckin waste of time, i'm not really familiar with the are so I have to take the bus. will the court reimburse me for my fucking buss ticket for a week? i doubt it.

oh well they have wifi so i'll be taking pictures of the fat judge with my computer.  :orly:

 At least you'll get some reward for your service to the justice system!  :zoinks:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2012, 09:33:58 PM »
I'm a terrible lair. i might herp derp if i say i'm here to find guilty people, its againt my religion etc. to judge someone else
they'll see right through my lies and slap the cuffs on meh, :puppy: :bunny:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2012, 09:37:49 PM »
Quote from: machine head on April 04, 2012, 09:33:58 PM
I'm a terrible lair. i might herp derp if i say i'm here to find guilty people, its againt my religion etc. to judge someone else
they'll see right through my lies and slap the cuffs on meh, :puppy: :bunny:

 You might just sit around and get sent home before lunch.  :yarly:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2012, 09:40:33 PM »
maybe but it looks like the jury for this week is seeing some action
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REPORTING INSTRUCTIONS For the Week of April 2, 2012
 
Reporting Information for Thursday, April 5, 2012
 
Group 2: Juror Numbers 0000-0000, are to appear at 9:00a.m.
 
 You are to report to room 102J at  the Hall of Justice, 600 Administration Drive in Santa Rosa, California. 

Group 2: Juror Numbers 0462-0600, are to call after 5:00PM, Thursday, April 5, 2012 for a possible appearance on Friday, April 6, 2012.
 
"Please Note"
 
SHORTS, TANK TOPS AND HATS are NOT allowed in the courtroom.
 
Children may not accompany prospective jurors while on Jury Duty.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2012, 09:41:28 PM »
Quote from: machine head on April 04, 2012, 09:33:58 PM
I'm a terrible lair. i might herp derp if i say i'm here to find guilty people, its againt my religion etc. to judge someone else
they'll see right through my lies and slap the cuffs on meh, :puppy: :bunny:

Don't drop the soap.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2012, 09:43:52 PM »
I wont be lying TA so there wont be any soap dropping. Its only for a week and 15 dollars a day could come in handy, fucking 6 weeks later :orly:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2012, 09:56:17 PM »
Quote from: machine head on April 04, 2012, 09:43:52 PM
I wont be lying TA so there wont be any soap dropping. Its only for a week and 15 dollars a day could come in handy, fucking 6 weeks later :orly:
It hasn't taken me that long to get the check. Should be within two weeks of completing service.
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2012, 09:58:45 PM »
Ahh. did you have to stay the entire day? would you care to share us your jury story dude? was it miserable?
If you are up this way, you should meet me at the courthouse. we could have lunch together! :thumbup:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #28 on: April 04, 2012, 10:06:30 PM »
Quote from: machine head on April 04, 2012, 09:58:45 PM
Ahh. did you have to stay the entire day? would you care to share us your jury story dude? was it miserable?
If you are up this way, you should meet me at the courthouse. we could have lunch together! :thumbup:
The first day you won't get paid for unless you get selected, after that you get paid for every day even if the let you out early. Mostly it is not too bad and you can feel good about doing it when it is done. My sleep schedule is fucked up right now, 8:00 am is about when I have been going to sleep lately. I am torn between fixing my sleep schedule or letting it be so my time in Australia has a regular day schedule.  :apondering:
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Re: motherfucking jury duty
« Reply #29 on: April 04, 2012, 10:13:14 PM »
I see. austraila is pretty far away,  :laugh: how is it down under? I saw a show on the sydney funnel web spider and oh boy thats one gnarley bug.

I just like to complain alot. i have a wierd feeling i'm going to enjoy jury duty somehow,  :M
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