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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #90 on: November 24, 2006, 04:06:39 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 24, 2006, 01:30:12 PM
Quote from: Callaway on November 24, 2006, 11:14:09 AM
Wow, I can't believe the blow job thread is up to 12 pages now.  She had some really good advice given to her.

I'm confused why she wants a gay man, though.  Why would a gay man want a blow job from her?  She's a woman.

Actually, I just happen to know situation where a straight woman was asked by her Gay Male apartment mate to give him a blow job.  She had never given one before, so he taught her.  Basically, they were talking about things sexual, he asked; "Have you ever given a blow job?"  When she said "no", he asked if she'd like to learn.  The rest is history!  I suppose if your horny, "any port in a storm" is the perfect phrase for that situation.

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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #91 on: November 24, 2006, 04:57:27 PM »
Whats even funnier is that this "lady" was a nurse at the hospital I was working at as a nursing assistant.  Working my way thru Nursing school.  She was technically my superior!  To put it bluntly, she was also a whack job.  Physically cute as hell, but, emotionally a train wreck!  She literally threw herself at me a few weeks later and I ducked...big time!  She wound up shacking up with the dumped boyfriend of another nurse who also threw herself at me!  Another one I ducked, as she was one big honking bitch!  And also my supervisor at work.   Not a very good situation to have a relationship in. 8)
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #92 on: November 24, 2006, 06:10:36 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 24, 2006, 04:57:27 PM
Whats even funnier is that this "lady" was a nurse at the hospital I was working at as a nursing assistant.  Working my way thru Nursing school.  She was technically my superior!  To put it bluntly, she was also a whack job.  Physically cute as hell, but, emotionally a train wreck!  She literally threw herself at me a few weeks later and I ducked...big time!  She wound up shacking up with the dumped boyfriend of another nurse who also threw herself at me!  Another one I ducked, as she was one big honking bitch!  And also my supervisor at work.   Not a very good situation to have a relationship in. 8)

Screwing co-workers is usually bad news. :o 8)
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #93 on: November 24, 2006, 06:16:02 PM »
Especially when they are above you in the supervisory category!  The one thing I am grateful for is that I was older, with pretty strict standards and not the rabid horndog I was when I was 7 years younger.  If I had run into these ladies when I was 24-25....I wouldn't be sitting here today!

As for Hale_Bopp, she definitely needs a checkup, from the neckup!
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #94 on: November 24, 2006, 06:17:57 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 24, 2006, 04:57:27 PM
Whats even funnier is that this "lady" was a nurse at the hospital I was working at as a nursing assistant.  Working my way thru Nursing school.  She was technically my superior!  To put it bluntly, she was also a whack job.  Physically cute as hell, but, emotionally a train wreck!  She literally threw herself at me a few weeks later and I ducked...big time!  She wound up shacking up with the dumped boyfriend of another nurse who also threw herself at me!  Another one I ducked, as she was one big honking bitch!  And also my supervisor at work.   Not a very good situation to have a relationship in. 8)

How did your sexual harrassment petition go? Surely there's a happy ending  here, somewhere, since you didn't get laid.

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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #95 on: November 24, 2006, 06:29:30 PM »
Since I didn't shag them and moved around on jobs so much, there was no harassment!  So one was a bitch and her mother was a bitch, I lucked out there!  And the other one did it with a gay guy in the late 1980's during the height of the AIDS epidemic.

Do the math dude, getting laid by them would have been tantamount to cutting my own throat!  Happy ending....married to a great looking lady with a strong sex drive!  Win/win for me! :green: :eyebrows:
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #96 on: November 24, 2006, 06:47:36 PM »
Sarcastic joke, Ozy.

The "harrassment you suffered" was more than enoughto get a man into trouble. If you became aware of their interest in you, then you were harrassed, in some HR department's eyes. I agree that you got a much better deal, in the end.

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Don't forget that the term "Happy Ending" has more than one meaning.  :laugh:



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Don't get me wrong, please. We are better off with sexual harrassment laws, now, but when the laws first went into effect, there was a severe knee jerk reaction, corporate-nationwide, that caused many people to be unfairly chastised and even prosecuted. That's where my asinine, sexist comments were directed.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #97 on: November 24, 2006, 07:27:08 PM »
No prob, I sort of took it as sarcasm anyway!  I just had to flesh out the details!  As my pedantry demands!  ::) >:D
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #98 on: November 24, 2006, 07:31:24 PM »
Of course, and I usually pedantificate in response, but I am NOT peeplewigick!

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #99 on: November 24, 2006, 08:01:42 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 24, 2006, 07:31:24 PM
peeplewigick!


?? That's a new term to me what's it mean??
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #100 on: November 24, 2006, 08:04:50 PM »
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #101 on: November 24, 2006, 08:33:46 PM »
Gee, so I'm a partial creator of a new term!  Do I get a cookie and can I stay up late tonight? :-*
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #102 on: November 24, 2006, 08:36:40 PM »
Yes and yes.
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #103 on: November 24, 2006, 08:37:26 PM »
No, you get a lump of coal and a swift kick in the butt, for I am a vengefull god!!  :P ;) ::)
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Re: Hale_bopp: sock puppet, fake aspie or just utterly weird?
« Reply #104 on: November 24, 2006, 08:38:13 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 24, 2006, 08:33:46 PM
Gee, so I'm a partial creator of a new term!  Do I get a cookie and can I stay up late tonight? :-*

Yes, you do:



Yes, you may stay up an extra hour since it is not a school night tonight.     :-*
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