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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #60 on: April 04, 2012, 07:06:03 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:01:17 AM
Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)

a lighter has no way to run, no way to defend itself, also can not text, however there presence is usually unknown.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #61 on: April 04, 2012, 07:08:25 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:01:17 AM
Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)

a lighter has no way to run, no way to defend itself, also can not text, however there presence is usually unknown.

Well, in that case, don't spark near Hyke's nether region. 
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2012, 07:41:07 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:08:25 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:01:17 AM
Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)

a lighter has no way to run, no way to defend itself, also can not text, however there presence is usually unknown.

Well, in that case, don't spark near Hyke's nether region.

click, click, click..... FWUSH KABOOOOOOM!!!!!
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2012, 07:56:10 AM »
Quote from: Colibri on April 04, 2012, 07:41:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:08:25 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:01:17 AM
Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)

a lighter has no way to run, no way to defend itself, also can not text, however there presence is usually unknown.

Well, in that case, don't spark near Hyke's nether region.

click, click, click..... FWUSH KABOOOOOOM!!!!!

 :-\
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2012, 07:58:48 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 04, 2012, 07:56:10 AM
Quote from: Colibri on April 04, 2012, 07:41:07 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:08:25 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 07:01:17 AM
Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)

a lighter has no way to run, no way to defend itself, also can not text, however there presence is usually unknown.

Well, in that case, don't spark near Hyke's nether region.

click, click, click..... FWUSH KABOOOOOOM!!!!!

 :-\

dont worry sir les, it was only a small explosion... nothing but mildly singed tail and a scorch mark on myself
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #65 on: April 04, 2012, 11:12:28 AM »
Seems to suggest a lighter & a cow wouldn't make a very good couple, however?
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #66 on: April 04, 2012, 11:14:52 AM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 02, 2012, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 02, 2012, 08:10:35 AM
Ooops, indeed! How on earth did that happen? After all, you not only set the email account up but set it for use here &, what, never used it after that? These things do happen &, of course, it doesn't really affect me, so I'm just being nosy, do feel free to ignore the rather rude question.

The New Orleans sweltering heat starting in June?  Honestly, I have 4 email accounts, have never checked the ATT one, maybe checked the Gmail one a few times.  No one knows those email addresses, so most mail to them would be spam.

Since this email account is used for sell-cycle, meet-ups and Intensity I only checked in maybe once a week.  It simply slipped LADY WEEBLES MIND.  Yes, that's it.  It's all her fault.  SHE should have reminded me.  The wench.

 Not fair, why does everybody always blame the Weeble?  :emosad:
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #67 on: April 04, 2012, 12:21:41 PM »
It can't be her Majesty's fault, so...?
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #68 on: April 04, 2012, 01:36:49 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 04, 2012, 11:14:52 AM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 02, 2012, 08:52:39 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 02, 2012, 08:10:35 AM
Ooops, indeed! How on earth did that happen? After all, you not only set the email account up but set it for use here &, what, never used it after that? These things do happen &, of course, it doesn't really affect me, so I'm just being nosy, do feel free to ignore the rather rude question.

The New Orleans sweltering heat starting in June?  Honestly, I have 4 email accounts, have never checked the ATT one, maybe checked the Gmail one a few times.  No one knows those email addresses, so most mail to them would be spam.

Since this email account is used for sell-cycle, meet-ups and Intensity I only checked in maybe once a week.  It simply slipped LADY WEEBLES MIND.  Yes, that's it.  It's all her fault.  SHE should have reminded me.  The wench.

 Not fair, why does everybody always blame the Weeble?  :emosad:

i dont blame you, i blame god for putting you in a situation in which you happened to make a mistake
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #69 on: April 04, 2012, 03:11:04 PM »
You're not going to believe this, but I'd forgotten about that account again until now.  Major   :facepalm2:  Need to check it ASAP.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #70 on: April 04, 2012, 05:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on April 04, 2012, 03:11:04 PM
You're not going to believe this, but I'd forgotten about that account again until now.  Major   :facepalm2:  Need to check it ASAP.

 Good thing you made this thread!  Maybe you should make one like Hyke's thread
 reminding us about meds.  "Have you checked your e-mail today?"  :orly:
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2012, 12:31:23 AM »
Where should such a thread go, then?
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #72 on: April 07, 2012, 04:41:49 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 11:12:28 AM
Seems to suggest a lighter & a cow wouldn't make a very good couple, however?

Farms have burned down because of that.  :M

Cows have amazing powers.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #73 on: April 07, 2012, 05:28:53 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 07, 2012, 04:41:49 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 04, 2012, 11:12:28 AM
Seems to suggest a lighter & a cow wouldn't make a very good couple, however?

Farms have burned down because of that.  :M

Cows have amazing powers.

well we wont live on a farm than, we will just live in a small house in the suburbs. and are bedroom will be downstairs because we all know cows cant go down stairs but they can go up. dont want you to get stuck now do we?
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #74 on: April 07, 2012, 10:12:47 AM »
I've remembered 2 days in a row.
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