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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2012, 08:08:17 AM »
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 07:50:56 AM
Zippo's a lighter, surely?
He'll be lighter without his Parts.
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2012, 08:18:51 AM »
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2012, 03:24:09 PM »
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I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD
« Last Edit: April 03, 2012, 03:40:30 PM by Zippo »
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2012, 03:40:28 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere?

 * drools at the thought of that *
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2012, 03:41:29 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere?

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there! :P
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2012, 03:43:49 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere?

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there! :P

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #52 on: April 03, 2012, 03:46:42 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere.

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there! :P

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

* wipes brow*  "whew, i was getting worried there for a minute. thought i may have pulled an eris"
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #53 on: April 03, 2012, 03:49:03 PM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere.

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there! :P

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

* wipes brow*  "whew, i was getting worried there for a minute. thought i may have pulled an eris"

Blacked out on opiates and woke up with a strange man handcuffed to your toilet?
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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #54 on: April 04, 2012, 12:09:12 AM »
Quote from: MLA on April 03, 2012, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:46:42 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:43:49 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:41:29 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 03:40:28 PM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere.

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there! :P

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

* wipes brow*  "whew, i was getting worried there for a minute. thought i may have pulled an eris"

Blacked out on opiates and woke up with a strange man handcuffed to your toilet?

no, somehow convinced a annoying psychopath to fall in love with me and stalk my every move
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                                                         Zippo, Shotgun Surgeon.
if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #55 on: April 04, 2012, 05:07:46 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD


Thank you very much kind sir. I can see how my lovely cow is very appealing. I would not really rip you to pieces and have you buried in a shallow grave with lime to decompose you rapidly, if you stole her away from me. that was just play.  :angel:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #56 on: April 04, 2012, 05:54:02 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 04, 2012, 05:07:46 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD


Thank you very much kind sir. I can see how my lovely cow is very appealing. I would not really rip you to pieces and have you buried in a shallow grave with lime to decompose you rapidly, if you stole her away from me. that was just play.  :angel:

i know, the lime part is just to far right?
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #57 on: April 04, 2012, 05:58:17 AM »
Quote from: Zippo on April 04, 2012, 05:54:02 AM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 04, 2012, 05:07:46 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 03:38:13 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on April 03, 2012, 01:29:59 AM
Quote from: Zippo on April 03, 2012, 12:39:54 AM
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AM
Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD


Thank you very much kind sir. I can see how my lovely cow is very appealing. I would not really rip you to pieces and have you buried in a shallow grave with lime to decompose you rapidly, if you stole her away from me. that was just play.  :angel:

i know, the lime part is just to far right?

It was? Oh right....yeeeaaaah. it was  :zoinks:
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I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #58 on: April 04, 2012, 06:01:24 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 04, 2012, 05:58:17 AM

It was? Oh right....yeeeaaaah. it was  :zoinks:

*continues conversation oblivious to implied limeing*  :asthing:
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: OOPS!
« Reply #59 on: April 04, 2012, 07:01:17 AM »
Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)
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