OOPS!

[P7PSP]

Zippo's a lighter, surely?

He'll be lighter without his Parts.

[BruceCM]

Groans....

['andersom']

Groans....

[Zippo]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD

['andersom']

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere?

 * drools at the thought of that *

[Zippo]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere?

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there!

['andersom']

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere?

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there!

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

[Zippo]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere.

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there!

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

* wipes brow*  "whew, i was getting worried there for a minute. thought i may have pulled an eris"

[midlifeaspie]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere.

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there!

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

* wipes brow*  "whew, i was getting worried there for a minute. thought i may have pulled an eris"

Blacked out on opiates and woke up with a strange man handcuffed to your toilet?

[Zippo]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

Mmmmm, thank you.

Wasn't there a picture of you, hidden in a mountain of exquisite hay somewhere.

 * drools at the thought of that *

woa woa woa, take her slow there!

Don't worry, just cow dreams, haven't bought a ticket to Canada yet.

* wipes brow*  "whew, i was getting worried there for a minute. thought i may have pulled an eris"

Blacked out on opiates and woke up with a strange man handcuffed to your toilet?

no, somehow convinced a annoying psychopath to fall in love with me and stalk my every move

[Al Swearegen]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD

Thank you very much kind sir. I can see how my lovely cow is very appealing. I would not really rip you to pieces and have you buried in a shallow grave with lime to decompose you rapidly, if you stole her away from me. that was just play. 

[Zippo]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD

Thank you very much kind sir. I can see how my lovely cow is very appealing. I would not really rip you to pieces and have you buried in a shallow grave with lime to decompose you rapidly, if you stole her away from me. that was just play. 

i know, the lime part is just to far right?

[Al Swearegen]

Ah, blossoming romance......

something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.

OI, one can't overrate the romance with a cow.

I'm not sure that I will appear on our first date, Zippo. You'll have to send a lot of tasty flowers to make up for this.

i was not talking about you. i was talking about my ex... but hey *sends lots of tasty flowers anyways*

also les if you want your women feel free to take her from me, you dont have to fantisize about ripping me to shreads. i know you wouldnt. XD

Thank you very much kind sir. I can see how my lovely cow is very appealing. I would not really rip you to pieces and have you buried in a shallow grave with lime to decompose you rapidly, if you stole her away from me. that was just play. 

i know, the lime part is just to far right?

It was? Oh right....yeeeaaaah. it was 

[Zippo]

It was? Oh right....yeeeaaaah. it was 

*continues conversation oblivious to implied limeing* 

[Queen Victoria]

Zippo, you don't have to worry about Hyke stalking you:

a)  Cows are a bit obvious in the city
b)  You can probably out run a cow
c)  Cows can't text
d)  Cows fart so much their presence is well advertised in advance.

(Sorry Hyke)