OOPS!

['andersom']

 

[Queen Victoria]

Don't cry.  It's my fault we didn't get your message about the invasion.  Napoleon's apartment is quite nice here on Elba.

['andersom']

Don't cry.  It's my fault we didn't get your message about the invasion.  Napoleon's apartment is quite nice here on Elba.

It's not you I'm upset with.

I found an email account I didn't remember I had today.      It was set as my email account for Intensity.  I hadn't checked it since June 2011.  There were over 800 messges in my inbox and 1,000 in my junk mail.     I deleted all from earlier than March 2012. 

If anyone has sent me a message and I didn't respond, my sincerest, humblest apologies.

You deleted all my declarations of love and adoration? Just like that? The whole 500 messages of heart-rending poetry and song lyrics?
How am I going to recover? 

Well, the few I looked at started out, "Don't tell Hyke, but.........."

[Queen Victoria]

Don't cry.  It's my fault we didn't get your message about the invasion.  Napoleon's apartment is quite nice here on Elba.

It's not you I'm upset with.

I found an email account I didn't remember I had today.      It was set as my email account for Intensity.  I hadn't checked it since June 2011.  There were over 800 messges in my inbox and 1,000 in my junk mail.     I deleted all from earlier than March 2012. 

If anyone has sent me a message and I didn't respond, my sincerest, humblest apologies.

You deleted all my declarations of love and adoration? Just like that? The whole 500 messages of heart-rending poetry and song lyrics?
How am I going to recover? 

Well, the few I looked at started out, "Don't tell Hyke, but.........."

 .  Keep a stiff upper lip and perky breasts. 

['andersom']

Don't cry.  It's my fault we didn't get your message about the invasion.  Napoleon's apartment is quite nice here on Elba.

It's not you I'm upset with.

I found an email account I didn't remember I had today.      It was set as my email account for Intensity.  I hadn't checked it since June 2011.  There were over 800 messges in my inbox and 1,000 in my junk mail.     I deleted all from earlier than March 2012. 

If anyone has sent me a message and I didn't respond, my sincerest, humblest apologies.

You deleted all my declarations of love and adoration? Just like that? The whole 500 messages of heart-rending poetry and song lyrics?
How am I going to recover? 

Well, the few I looked at started out, "Don't tell Hyke, but.........."

 .  Keep a stiff upper lip and perky breasts.

Time to make an appointment at the hairdresser, and get a new bra.

And shoes, UGH, I do need new shoes too. Even a cow can't go barefoot everywhere.

[BruceCM]

Or kill off the competition....?

['andersom']

Or kill off the competition....?

You mean Her Majesty? 

She did not ask for those PMs.

[BruceCM]

So, it's 'tarting' yourself up, is it? Hope it goes well!

[Queen Victoria]

Or kill off the competition....?

I think she's competing against Parts, who would look hilarious in a push up bra and heels.

[BruceCM]

And you, though?

[Queen Victoria]

And you, though?

If I wore I a push-up bra, I wouldn't be able to breathe because my boobs are so big.  My ankles would be in permanent casts if I wore heels.  Hyke is better with Sir Les.

[BruceCM]

Oh, good, glad that's sorted out, then!

[Zippo]

its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whore

['andersom']

Oh Zippo, I'm all going shy here. 






I hope you don't mind me not wearing high heels. Cows don't do well on those.

['andersom']

So, it's 'tarting' yourself up, is it? Hope it goes well!

It really helps. See the posts above.