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Quote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whore
Oh Zippo, I'm all going shy here. I hope you don't mind me not wearing high heels. Cows don't do well on those.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Ah, blossoming romance......
Quote from: BruceCM on April 03, 2012, 12:36:46 AMAh, blossoming romance......something you will never get, but dont worry. its over rated anyways.
Awww, how sweet! Poor Al, though.
Quote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 03:03:37 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whoreAh nothing like a streak of insane jealousy from Sir_Les. Zippo selects his weapon for a duel. A razor sharp rapier. Sir_Les clearly older, slower and less unfit, unfairly weights the odds in his favour, with one of Part's chainsaws. Before Zippo can say "Hang on that is not an approved weapon!'. Les has Hyke over his shoulder and sprints her away to his love nest, whilst Parts on (Qv's regal guidance) buries the dismembered Zippo in a shallow grave full of commercial lime. Peace is restored to the land of I2 and almost everyone lives happily every after.
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 03, 2012, 07:00:24 AMQuote from: Zippo on April 02, 2012, 03:03:37 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on April 02, 2012, 10:47:16 AM its okay hyke, i can be your rebound lover... queen v shouldnt mind, shes just my whoreAh nothing like a streak of insane jealousy from Sir_Les. Zippo selects his weapon for a duel. A razor sharp rapier. Sir_Les clearly older, slower and less unfit, unfairly weights the odds in his favour, with one of Part's chainsaws. Before Zippo can say "Hang on that is not an approved weapon!'. Les has Hyke over his shoulder and sprints her away to his love nest, whilst Parts on (Qv's regal guidance) buries the dismembered Zippo in a shallow grave full of commercial lime. Peace is restored to the land of I2 and almost everyone lives happily every after. Apart from, well, Parts, presumably? Besides, my asshole hurts!