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Torture the poster above you
« on: March 14, 2012, 08:05:24 AM »
This is a game where you torture the poster above you. Try to be creative.



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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 08:10:03 AM »
I'll start.

Nails to chair with nail gun. Then throws acid in their face.
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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 01:56:30 PM »
tickles feet with feather

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 02:57:45 PM »
Oh good.  More WP "games".

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 03:43:56 PM »
Gives Hubert Coca Cola to drink then tells him funny jokes until he laughs so hard it comes out of his nose.

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 03:47:00 PM »
Knocks her out with a single punch in the jaw, strips her naked, covers her body in honey and spam, rolls her up in a carpet so tight she cannot wiggle out, duct tapes it shut, and sets her adrift in a boat.
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I will never stop...
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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 05:23:20 PM »
Ties him up, waxes his legs, puts him in a pink sequined dress, a tiara, and a sash declaring him the prettiest princess, takes him to a fetish club and puts him on display.

(perhaps this should be in the sex forum)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2012, 08:32:23 PM »
Takes her out on a date at red lobster, gets drunk and obnoxious, hits on all the adjacent women, then refuses to pay.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2012, 09:57:25 AM »
Has him suspended from his thumbs, weights tied to his feet & whipped with a cat-o-nine tails, scorpion model. >:D
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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 10:45:31 PM »
Shatters his pelvis and his kneecaps and feet with a sledgehammer.
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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2012, 10:51:21 PM »
Has her cuffed down on bed of nails, naked. Sticks pins through her nipples, labia & clit, along with probes in vagina & anus, with wires. Electric shock torture.  >:D
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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2012, 11:49:50 PM »
Hits him in the head with a monkey wrench.

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2012, 11:53:10 PM »
Plucks out her nostril hairs one at a time.

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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2012, 12:12:20 AM »
Repeatedly drowns her to the point of death!  >:D
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Re: Torture the poster above you
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2012, 02:40:28 AM »
Puts a crying baby in the room with him.