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Offline Lestat

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Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« on: March 13, 2012, 11:47:07 PM »
So here I am.

DFG pointed me here, so I turned up. Only other spesh forums I've been to are AFF and WP.
WP banned me randomly after 2 posts, and the color scheme makes me want to vomit a kidney. So fuck 'em.

I'm your resident autie chemhack, wizeass, chiral, viral, hyperbolic, hypergolic, tongue-tied, brain-fried, truth-seeking, mind-speakin', flame-throwing, all knowin' autie motherfucker everybody better get used to.

Because I'm here. And I like it that way, don't like it, move and quick, or eat my dick.
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Offline "couldbecousin"

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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 11:52:34 PM »
 Are you the sensitive type?  :zoinks:
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 12:03:37 AM »
Welcome to the cesspool n00b.

Why were you banned after 2 posts?
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 12:13:29 AM »
Fucked if I know. I did not ask and I hated the color scheme, so I didn't bother coming back. Never heard anything GOOD about WP either. So fucking fuck em.
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 12:19:15 AM »
Welcome, etc.
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 12:30:52 AM »
Sensitive? depends who is doing what, where.

I don't look for fights, but if someone gives me shit, I'll drop the cunt.
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 12:35:35 AM »
Quote from: Lestat on March 14, 2012, 12:30:52 AM
Sensitive? depends who is doing what, where.

I don't look for fights, but if someone gives me shit, I'll drop the cunt.

 I was being facetious, that question is often asked of new members.  :squiddy:
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2012, 02:28:13 AM »
I'm sensitive...in certain places....and with the right lady.

Oversensitive? I don't generally insult somebody for no reason, but I take no shit either. Fuck with me, or pick on somebody who can't fight back and I'll fucking drop the cunt responsible with extreme prejudice.
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2012, 03:02:26 AM »
G'day big fella. Good to see you Lestat, always thought you would make a good addition here. Welcome aboard. I think that this place is pretty sweet. You can bullshit, take the piss, whiny emo types tend not to last too long or choose to go elsewhere to do it. People here are pretty cool. I am an arsehole but you will not be that surprised there. :thumbup:
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2012, 03:47:16 AM »
Hello

and welcome.  Do you have a hero?
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2012, 07:37:25 AM »
Hi Lestat.
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2012, 07:57:03 AM »
Well, there's a surprise,  :laugh:

Hello Lestat, I welcomed you somewhere else, seeing a post that was unmistakably yours.
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2012, 08:14:14 AM »
Welcome sexy! Yay!
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2012, 12:18:04 PM »
Where are you from/live now?

Any thing financial that occupies your time?
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Re: Reporting for duty motherfuckers
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2012, 12:25:36 PM »
Hero...probably alexander 'sasha' to use the russian diminiutive, shulgin.
A true free thinker....and I bet he is spesh, its a long time theory of mine, the way he writes in PIHKAL and TIHKAL.

And arsehole grumps? I would have said 'cunt that lacks the warmth, depth and use' just kidding, your alright with me matey.
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